Me: YOU CAN'T FIST FIGHT THE COUNTER

I need you're help guys!

guys I haven't written in so long but I really want to so help a person out

MS, checking her watch: "oh, I think my cat's dying"

this is true

hey guys remember that time when the entire tech/stage crew of the Music Man was sick right after the show last year cuz we worked ourselves to the bone in close quarters but refused to admit any of us were sick until the show was over

theatre kid problems

normal person: dang it! I'm sick, I guess I have to call into work to tell them I won't be there

theatre kids: IAMNOTSICK IAMNOTSICK IAMNOTSICK

says you

@dad-cahoon

GO TO BED

🌈🤍

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ok fine you get the like back because that actually made me wheeze

I’d make a great Spider-Man because I have the incredible self perception of being the funniest person on earth, mostly because I am

pleeeeeeeease anybody

yall I have so many ideas rn but can't get myself to start writing any of them

this includes (but is not limited to):

- fan work there is literally no demand for

- fan work there is a fair amount of demand for

- and oc story ideas

someone tell me which to start with and it might actually happen sometime maybe

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

this year I will be a senior, and our theatre class is more like a family than a friend group. there will be 4 seniors this year, ES (our resident anxious mom friend), me (the dad friend), and SA & BS (the weird uncles). our teacher (M) is our ultimate dad. ES and I have decided that the rest of the class our just our children (they have no choice in the matter). this blog will be used as an archive of our family's shenanigans. it will pick up more once school restarts, but there's no way we won't see each other at all over the summer.

I will be using initials (or "me") because I am not comfortable using my friends real names and I gotta keep em all straight somehow (which ironic cuz only like half of them are straight).

our friends that have graduated are viewed as family members who have died and I will refer to them like this: "CL (RIP)"

I hope yall enjoy our stupid out of context adventures