Im So Sad My Phone Cant Handle Pikmin Bloom :(

You guys dont just wrench it open with your tooth leverage?

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

Saving this for after I finish s2!!

IT’S HERE

To the moot reblogging the same horny post about That One Character about 19 times in a row on my dash :)

I see you, I get it

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THOMAS JEFFERSON MIKU BINDER... THANK YOU ELVIS...

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

D is for deez

Dees nu- *shot*

Anyways its my friends iterator Distorted Reflections but mer

@threefinefellows @duothings

Something something bill design

Guys my toenails are turning purple lolol

@paradoxspir1t <333

The amount of love I have for this stupid game makes me want to tear out my hair but there's such good stuff in it. I love the characters and the creatives and I wanna throw the execs at a window.

I'll never ask someone to play league of legends bc I don't wish that on anyone but Arcane only fans who shit on league players and who only want Piltover makes me want to chew rocks.

How can you NOT want to see a show about the doomed literal sun and moon lesbians, the gay cowboys, the poly mermaid, lesbian lizard and cougar couple.... our parents Xayah and Rakan like are you insane. Plus I need to see an Ionia show with Jhin... PANTHEON, KAYLE AND MORGANA, EVEN ALL YORDLES, A VEIGAR ARC like there's so much to enjoy...

Here's my artfight card!!

I revenge everything even if it's between years <33

@duothings :((( no... my scarab...

she took my scarab in the divorce