Ok So Adding To This, Bruce Might Be A Bit Out Of Character But I’m Letting Him Have Fun.

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A Superman short story by Scott Kurtz and Karl Kerschl (September 2, 2021)

In 2013, Scott Kurtz tweeted randomly that he had written a short Superman story. He asked if anyone wanted to take a crack at illustrating it. I said yes. Scott sent me his short script and it was great. It captured the simplicity and positivity that I always long for in a Superman story, and it was only five pages long! I started drawing it in my spare time and finally got around to finishing it eight years later. ~ Karl Kerschl

Hey this is probably one of my favorite examples of this trope thank you so much.

Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent at the end of a gala, when Clark lands after having to make an emergency rescue.

Cue Bruce running up to Clark(Superman[his best friend]), staring him down, and then stating very clearing that 'this makes so much more sense. what a relief. You probably know who i am then.'

and ah, yeah, reporter clark kent is slightly familiar with bruce wayne, by reputation at least.

And now he suddenly has bruce popping up in his life, along with his child, seemingly certain that they're best friends??? and there's no sign of the brucie he's familiar with from the tabloids, instead there's this very intense serious man who keeps bringing him random inventions to help, including surgical equipment laced with kryptonite in case he needs stitches? How is he going to explain this to batman.

Meanwhile Batman is the most at ease he's been in forever, of course superman is just like that if he was raised by the kent's. and of course superman would've already known his identity even if he's too polite to bring it up.

So this entire issue is about Superman being threatened by someone who supposedly knows his identity. They said he has to leave the city for 2 weeks or he’ll tell everyone.

Can I just say it’s hilarious that the guy says 2 weeks like dude you have Superman’s civilian identity what are you doing?!

Superman keeps saving people in secret and Batman and Robin go to find out where Superman went.

Love that Lois and Perry here idk they seem concerned.

So Batman and Robin do find Superman and they talk about the guy with Superman’s identity. Then a flashback happens and Clark talks about this kid who probably works for that guy.

These are along side the previous posts pages.

So Clark is freaking out, but here’s where things get even more ridiculous.

IT WAS BRUCE CAUSE OF COURSE IT WAS

I literally yelled “I knew it!!!” Also Bruce’s reasoning for trying to get Superboy’s identity is so funny! Like he literally goes “I wanna be a detective so I’m gonna find out superboy’s identity, not to share, just to keep.”

The kid has a LEAD LINED NOTEBOOK. WHAT?!

And so Bruce gets his evidence but goes screw you to Linnis. Superman goes to save the day and everyone is happy! The end!

This was the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. It’s also one of my favorite comics. It’s so silly I love it.

Do people want to hear about the old world’s finest comics. Cause they’re hilarious and stupid and I love them.

(Idk why I ask I’m gonna do it anyways)

It’s me!!! I’m playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky! It looks cute so far.

Moss!

Aw man ;-;

Hot and Probably Controversial Take

Saying “hear me out” about The Ghoul is about the same as saying “hear me out” about Mothman.

Does anyone have issues watching movies? Cause for some reason when I go to movies I get super flushed. Hell sometimes I’ll get like this when I’m home alone with movies. This doesn’t happen when I watch long YouTube videos it’s so odd.

my gf

Hear me out… what if he wears the most fashion disaster looking things only to completely pull them off. Polka dot shirt, absolutely stunning. Fedora, somehow comes off as mysterious. Tacky tropical button up shirt, classic surfer boy.

It frustrates everyone so they tease him about it.

Dick Grayson wore a polka dot shirt one time in the 90’s and yall really won’t let him live it down.

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