i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.
so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.
it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”
and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher
and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said
“call bungalow instead.”
and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing
bugs need their own Tumblr i think
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This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸🌼🌷 yum!
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Update: there are no flowers 😭 I feel so robbed
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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️
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my wife is mad at me :(
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Damn that's crazy. Have you tried talking to her.
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Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you're qualified to give love advice
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Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we're fine
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Then why is your blog full of vore
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Can't a man have a fetish
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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖💓💖💓💖💓
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:3c
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*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk... such a fool... *into the intercom* attack, mine simps
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Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier
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why do you know so much about ants
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I tricked ants into raising me
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Isnt that a little exploitative?
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Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters
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Youre a termite of course youd say that
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That's so fucking racist???
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lmao .You are both racist 🙄
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IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???
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Relax it's my little brother. who's currently tricking ants into raising him
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What have you MANIACS done to my post
Reddit loves just recommending random subreddits to me and this is the latest. Love the anti shrimps on land sentiment on display here
One of the things they don't tell you about getting into entomology when it wasn't really a childhood interest of yours or anything is that you go from being apathetic like you were likely taught to be towards bugs to feeling bad whenever you have to do literally anything remotely negative to them—I just had to remove a paper wasp queen's brand new nest and relocate the wasp because she was building it in my garbage can and I felt like this inside because it's cold out there and now her home is gone (Even though, realistically, wasps can withstand the cold, but they still prefer warm temps)
Lenunzio week First Kiss :3
I think Pete never knew how to show him any proper affection so he just did this and thought "yea we're definitely dating now"
Nods yea
this is so niche BUT PLEASE BLOW THIS UP IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME CONSIDERING THIS IS LIKE 2 OF MY FAV THINGS EVER