Ok Like It Feels Weird Saying A Man Who Died A Century Ago Slayed But I Meannn

She found her dad! :>

this genuinely makes me laugh So much i think it's the three question marks. like one is mean, three is genuine confusion.

(from my soos and the real girl/billford au where animatronic Bill torments Stanford)

Ford and the Real Boy [Part 1] Part 2^ [Part 3]

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

monster

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

dune is so funny it literally opens like

CHAPTER 1

“It sucks that I understand Time Cube and as such cannot avoid becoming a genocidal dictator,” young Paul Atreides said to himself. “For me. Moral complexity is such a burden.”

CHAPTER 2

“Heard any good slurs for poor people lately?” asked the Baron Harkonnen homosexually, knocking back another shot of orphan tears.

I feel an obligation to put this on here

a project I finally got around to finishing!! the mane 6, inspired by their earlier generation counterparts, within a medieval fantasy style setting. please don't repost without permission! you just need to ask.

some fun facts:

fluttershy is half unicorn here!! that's why she has the deer-like build and slightly long tail.

rarity is half horse

applejack is fully just a horse.

pinkie and rainbow are the only true ponies

their jobs (in the order shown in the lineup) are royal messenger, royal jester, royal menagerie keeper, royal tailor, royal orchard farmer and Queen Celestia's Most Specialest Student.

in this au, they all met due to working within the castle grounds.

in this au, celestia is queen, luna is still banished, and twilight is discouraged from making friends as it distracts her from her studies. she is celestia's heir and grew up in the castle.

they are all marekissers. lol