Please Lord Take All Of TommyInnit's Pain And Give It To Mrbeast

About twenty years back, there was this weird transitional period after companies had figured out that harvesting their users' demographic information was a potential gold mine but before we lived in a hellish panopticon where any website operator could look up your IP address and know what you had for breakfast where some sites would try to get you to fill out, like, detailed demographic surveys before they'd let you access their stuff. Not just age, gender and geographic location, either – some of them would fish for employment status, marital status, brand preferences, even religious affiliation. A lot of folks I knew would just pick the first option in every dropdown, but my move was always to fill in the demographic information of the current Pope, at least as far as I was able to determine it (brand preference was always a tricky one). I like to think that, thanks to my efforts, their data sets are haunted to this day by a phantom pontiff.

That DAMN video- THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY 😭🙏💥‼️ I have been manifesting this shit for 2 whole years ohhh my god, ITS REAL, LETS GOOO 🗣

This is not how i wanted my first mcyt post to go, BUT I LITERALLY EXPLODED FROM JOY WHEN I SAW THIS, like yall dont even know 💀 TRULY like, gods fucking gift for my birthday i swear

having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

karolina zebrowska could easily pull off this cosplay without even trying

Polish Hatsune Miku inzpired by old polish tv shows and the 2000s fashion in Poland

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

Heads up for anyone seeing the wild robot who has a seizure or overstimulation disorder:

I have epilepsy and it nearly triggered a seizure in the first few minutes of the movie. The lightning flashes were EXTREMELY intense. Keep this in mind if you go see it!

#always

thinking about cletho 😞

Eggchan!

a teenage girl in her stereotypical Y2K bedroom journaling with a puffball pen kicking her feet and giggling and you zoom in to see she’s just drawing hearts on pictures of video essayist Jacob Geller

what do you do when you have an overwhelming crush on someone u don't want to date