Don't Give Up Jinshi

the only thing ive learned at engineering school is DONT GO ON PLANES WHATEVER U DO DONT GET ON THOSE FUCKING PLANES PLEASE NO NOT THE PLANES

you’re a fucking poser if you preach enjoying the early 2000s internet aesthetic and then make fun of kids today for liking skibidi toilet. they used to make mario say a bad word in a ytp and we would laugh. we would fucking holler

schlatt takes mumbo on a boat date but crashes the boat 🤔

I legit want to write some short little Mumbo/Schlatt thing but I don't. I don't even know what it'd be about. senseless smut of course because that's fun but I mean what's the context. where are they at, where have they met. is it just Schlatt trying again to 'convince' Mumbo to get him onto Hermitcraft (as if Mumbo has control over that anyway)??

idk man

but I wanna do it

I have also considered doing Doc/Purplers because they gave me great vibes in that one video of Doc's. yet again I am forging new frontiers on AO3

did y'all know I'm the sole owner of Scar/Dream, Grian/Bad, and now Doc/Quackity?? turns out you can be the only person in a ship tag on AO3 if you come up with wacky nonsense no one else has reason to consider :D!

but Schlumbo.. I think we can make that a thing. I think that'd be fun

PLEASE

Guys I have a great alliance idea

the defendant shot his lawyer in the first 5 minutes and it just got weirder from there

Eyes

isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

fuck unlovable im unlikable bitch

You know what I'm tired of? People mischaracterizing mumbo. He is not a normal man. Nor is he a calm and sweet little guy. He can be, but most of the time he's crazy. Make mumbo crazy. Show the side of mumbo that angrily sniffed iskalls shirt, show the side that made a horrifying tree his house, show the side that insults Rendog whenever in a ten-mile radius. SHOW THE MUMBO THAT FUCKING JUICED HIS BEST FRIEND??? I need THAT mumbo guys- stop making him polite let him go insane

#always

thinking about cletho 😞