(plus escape from the vault tom bc how does he do that)
you know shit is getting real when a hermit is trying to solve a problem and it cuts to them in a call with cubfan and etho
schlatt takes mumbo on a boat date but crashes the boat 🤔
I legit want to write some short little Mumbo/Schlatt thing but I don't. I don't even know what it'd be about. senseless smut of course because that's fun but I mean what's the context. where are they at, where have they met. is it just Schlatt trying again to 'convince' Mumbo to get him onto Hermitcraft (as if Mumbo has control over that anyway)??
idk man
but I wanna do it
I have also considered doing Doc/Purplers because they gave me great vibes in that one video of Doc's. yet again I am forging new frontiers on AO3
did y'all know I'm the sole owner of Scar/Dream, Grian/Bad, and now Doc/Quackity?? turns out you can be the only person in a ship tag on AO3 if you come up with wacky nonsense no one else has reason to consider :D!
but Schlumbo.. I think we can make that a thing. I think that'd be fun
i mean there are tons of jobs that are just peoples hobbies or things they woukd enjoy doing regardless if they get payed for it. i think thats evident by how many "cashier simulator" or other job simulator type games there are and how popular they are. I think the argument against things like universal basic income is that people wouldn't work if they didnt HAVE to falls apart when you realize that jobs CAN be fun, but no matter how fun if you are struggling to make a living obviously you are gonna hate working. I don't think I worded this too well but I hope my point makes sense.
i remember ages ago i did a poll on here that was a basic "if you had guarenteed income would you still choose to have a job?" and i was so shocked at how many people said yes. like i couldnt fathom how people would choose to go out every day just because they like having something to do and genuinely say they feel fulfilled by it.
...anyways it turns out if you, like me, consider the mere thought of work to be torture both physically and mentally, no matter how well it pays, you may in fact be experiencing "symptoms" of a "disorder", and should, perhaps, "talk" to your "doctor" ,
isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer
what the fuck are these donations man
SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP swamp.
This isn't about whether you think it's likely that you'll die in this body of water; it's about which body of water you would give the right to take you.
For example, for me it's Lake Michigan.
Tag discussion encouraged of course
imagine finding out what a BBL is through mumbo jumbo
quick sketch whilst i work on a bigger piece
this may mean nothing to no one other than me but AJ is to Shoot From The Hip what Matt Gray is to Technical Difficulties
"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
if u told me a week ago that mumbo jumbo would be teaching tommyinnit what a bbl was i would NOT believe u
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