I Am Itchy, It Is Time To Hatch

[ID: a meme animatic for The Magnus Archives season 4 using Snapcube's Shadow the Hedgehog audio. Jon bursts out of the coffin, followed by Daisy. Jon sputters and chokes. Then we abruptly cut to Martin silently staring at a tape recorder. After a long moment, he says, "Something just happened." End ID]

i'm finally remembering my roots. applying sonic fandub audio to everything i have ever loved

yikes, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his opera. had no idea he kidnapped the lead soprano and threatened to kill her fiancé if she didn’t marry him

My friends after I burnt the oil:

spent a while waiting at the doctors office yesterday

cuteguy design from doublehearted by @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11

My girls <3 (and doug)

“victim”

i’ve been writing a lot lately

i liked this one, so i wanted to share it

be kind to yourselves

I was stopped on the street by an old lady today because i smiled at her after we did one of those awkward "who passed first" dances, it was so weird.

The old lady grabbed my sleeve as we passed each other, and she just started talking about how she was putting trash by the road that people had thrown away there (idk if she meant people threw it away in the building she was headed to or if they littered)

(Que me trying to take out my earbuds with the biggest skiing gloves ever.)

And then she was like

"you would never do that right" and let me go as she started walking away, and I was just like "i would never" because what the hell do you say in that scenario.

mumbo jumbo, working retail since 1825

this one's for my fellow dutchies (-: