Damnhedied - I Have Eaten Glue For Money

This black friday, it's time to remember what the holidays are really about: worshipping an ancient and primal deity of pure wrath

current mood

I am a pantyhose and life is sulphuric acid

Martin: Jon would you still love me if I was a worm?

Jon, fire extinguisher in hand: what

In the spaced station straight up "vhipping it out." And by "it," haha, vell. Let's justr say. My hydrochloric acid

grace chasity has got a gun, tra-la-la how fun!

original:

it fit them so perfectly i had to

this first video on Jon Matteson's tiktok is of him doing the WAP, and while that is surprising, what's more surprising is every comment under that video is some variation of "I don't remember this part of tgwdlm."

tf do you mean you don't remember???

it was a pretty significant detail

yeah so Tim why do you just have zip ties

i saw this on tiktok and i just i had to do it okay.. it's so double life ep.1 coded (before the divorce, that is)