They Call Me Scary Marlowe Because My Tummy Is Always Hurting

this first video on Jon Matteson's tiktok is of him doing the WAP, and while that is surprising, what's more surprising is every comment under that video is some variation of "I don't remember this part of tgwdlm."

tf do you mean you don't remember???

it was a pretty significant detail

Using pain killer gel as mouth wash

POV: you are Willy Stampler

Dying your hair whilst you're having a breakdown is one thing, but having someone else dye your hair whilst you're having a breakdown is truly an experience

i think about this image every day. his fritos

look at my lawyer dawg, he's going to jail!! (again)

dying & getting resurrected as a form of enrichment

Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, "You don't sound Russian?" pales in comparison to "CAN HE READ??"

MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!

Thanks for the tag Caspy! (Matching snakes!!)

I don't follow any other friends so here's my hopeless taglist

@ranboolivesaysstuff @aimseytv @alexhirsch-official @jonnywaistcoat @alexandernewall

starting a picrew chain bc i found one that has tons of options for outfits and such

here is the link

so here’s a biblically accurate atlas for you folks

fun fact i have this exact outfit ^_^

no pressure tags: @gently-decaying-flowers @tellme-o-muse @gayoticbeing @xgirlidiotx @trying-to-be-cool-abt-it @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @astraeasparrow @fakevariety @mack-anthology-mp3 @my-cages-were-mental and anyone else who’d like to!!