Boy Math; If I Eat And Drink Healthy Stuff Then I Can Chain-smoke And I'll Still Be Healthy

look at my lawyer dawg, he's going to jail!! (again)

i’ve had serious art block lately so consider this my monthly fanart post. eat up kids

They hate him for his autistic swagger and also the time he killed two people and injured more.

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

How’d you and ran decide to move in together?

Every twink needs their twink handler.

Idk who needs to see this but

Gerry traffic cone!! He became real @teafromthemicrowave

sexiest monster in your opinion?

me

Hopelessly trying to cling onto a hyperfixation because it's the only thing that brings you joy these days but you can feel it starting to leave your body and you start feeling emptier and emptier <<<<<<<<

’mr spider wants more’ mr spider should shut the fuck up and mind his manners. heck, if someone gave me their literal SON i would sure as hell say think you. mr spider is an ungrateful bitch.

Thanks for the tag Caspy! (Matching snakes!!)

I don't follow any other friends so here's my hopeless taglist

@ranboolivesaysstuff @aimseytv @alexhirsch-official @jonnywaistcoat @alexandernewall

starting a picrew chain bc i found one that has tons of options for outfits and such

here is the link

so here’s a biblically accurate atlas for you folks

fun fact i have this exact outfit ^_^

no pressure tags: @gently-decaying-flowers @tellme-o-muse @gayoticbeing @xgirlidiotx @trying-to-be-cool-abt-it @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @astraeasparrow @fakevariety @mack-anthology-mp3 @my-cages-were-mental and anyone else who’d like to!!