milk maid honey
Faunlet au:
When Tony met Peter it was on the subway and Peter dropped his copy of Lolita. Luckily for Tony, Peter put his address in the book “in case it went missing” not very safe but still Tony opted to find the boy and when he knocks on Peter’s door that was the day his life changed.
“Oh my book!”
“Yeah you dropped it.”
“Oh thanks. Wanna come in, I made some cookies.”
“Oh no I–”
“Oh come on what can I do to a strong man like you?”
“I mean I can–”
“Yay come on!”
I love grown ass men with strong arms, toned chests, styled hair, rough beards/stubble, and good cologne.
please find your way back home
FAUNLET PETER: A faunlet is a male nymphet and Peter is one and Tony’s infatuated with him after seeing the young boy at Stark Enterprise on a field trip.
“Do you think I’m cute Mr. Stark?”
“Peter you’re a kid…”
“So and you’re hot for an old man.”
“This isn’t right Peter.”
“You’re really cute when your nervous.”
i can't stop thinking about this picture
damon:
camping *fluff*
go to sleep *fluff*
dating damon
graham:
lose my faith *angst*
dating graham