But Why Doesn't He Like You?

But why doesn't he like you?

Swapfell: ...So I really don't think he wanted me to come. Swapfell: But then why didn't you stay? Your Universe isn't THAT dangerous. Swapfell: Yeah, I wanted to stay home and recreate "Home alone", but then our lights got cut off and half of my plans were cut with it. Swapfell: Damn, that sounded really fun... Hey, you didn't tell me, last time, did you actually learn why Swap dislikes you so much? Swapfell: No, after you left us "talking" he stood up and left, that's why I asked you to play online with me. Swapfell: I mean, I know why he dislikes ME. Probably seeing himself as an absolute a- Swapfell: Hey. Swapfell: as an absolute... you know, me, and mostly that I basically smell of the BLOOD OF MY VICTIMS. It must be kind of shocking, I don't know why he wouldn't talk to you though, you're like, super nice, and if Sans could handle it more than 10 times, he should too right? Swapfell: Yeah, mainly if he claims to be so great... Swapfell: LET'S KIDNAP HIM Swapfell: I just want to be his friend too, NOT TRAUMATISE HIM ETERNALLY, SWAPFELL, I'M THE ONE WHOSE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE WEIRD DANGEROUS AND SPECIFIC IDE- oh wait, now I know why he doesn't like me... NO, I NEVER TALKED TO HIM ABOUT THIS, I'VE NEVER EVEN TALKED TO HIM AT ALL! Swapfell: Hey, what about when I set you two up? Swapfell: I said what you told me to and he just kept looking to the side making the face. Swapfell: Damn, how could he not fall for the "Hello-how-are-you" strategy! Swapfell:... Let's tie him upside down in a tree in the garden when he's asleep. Swapfell: That's why you're my best friend.