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4 months ago

He’s just a baby

pre-timeskip sanji was sooooo silly goofy, i miss him so much :(


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4 months ago

I would listen to it all the time

I Loooove Nami And Usopps Relationships. I Think They Should Have Their Own Gossip Podcast (it’s Called

I loooove Nami and Usopps relationships. I think they should have their own gossip podcast (it’s called Straw Chats)


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4 months ago

It’s like a disease

This is what shipping Zosan feels like


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4 months ago

Reblogging when I have a song stuck in my head


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4 months ago

Reblogging when I have a song stuck in my head


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4 months ago

The expressions and the colors eeuughughhghg

page 1 of a ship comic of sanji, ace & luffy (ace & sanji focused) in a modern alternate universe set in the Baratie, where sanji works at. The tips of two black haired individuals are in frame, tussling, one saying "that's 6 to 0 now! Give it up!" While the other yells "no way! Rematch!"
Sanji looks exasperated while holding a clipboard, thinking 'Damn, I could hear this table from across the restaurant. These two guys are gonna cause me some trouble, huh.'
Sanji: Sorry to interrupt whatever the hell this is, but are you ready-
he trails off as he realises it's luffy, who waves at him plus a mysterious man who he's been arm wrestling with.
Sanji, blurting: Luffy? What're you doing here?
Sanji, thinking: and who's this bozo?
Luffy: Hey! I don't think you've met my brother!
Ace tries to introduce himself but gets cut off by luffy slamming his arm down, and yells that he's a cheater.
Luffy, ignoring this: whew! Finally beat you! That means I order first!
Page 2. Luffy smiles, oblivious to a free hand creeping towards him
Luffy: Sanji! Thank god you're here! I want you to bring me a big steak
he is cut off and gets his lips grabbed cartoonishly by ace as revenge, who ignores luffy's hands grabbing at the offending arm and his muffled whines.
Ace: Ah, apologies for causin' a ruckus here
Ace bows while someone from the next booth side eyes the two. Sanji thinks 'Nice manners, but he's not letting go.'
Ace: so you're sanji, huh? I've heard a lot about you from my baby brother here.
Sanji, surprised: Oh shit. I'm guessing you're Ace then? I've heard a bit about you as well.
Ace, winking with a smile: surely only cool stuff though, right?
A mini crayon flashback of luffy saying "when Ace was in middle school he wore eyeliner and tight black jeans every day" appears.
Sanji smirks: yeah, something like that. What are you two doing here anyway? Trying to make my shift harder?
Page 3
Ace: nah, not hoping to! Loof told me you cook up some crazy good food here, & I wanted to try the real deal. So does our other brother, but he's takin' a piss right now.
Luffy shakes off Ace's grip on his lips for a sec before his hand returns as a full grip on Luffy's whole face.
Ace: But, if it's no problem, could we get something whipped up by you personally?
Sanji sits on the edge of the table, legs crossed.
Sanji: Well, the old bastard's kicked me out of the kitchen for stupid reasons tonight.
a big black box appears that says Stupid Reason: Violence. Ace's face falls slightly.
Ace: Damn, that's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that, we'll just have to-
he gets interrupted by Sanji, flashing a thumbs up and a grin.
Sanji: However, I can still wriggle my way back in there one way or another! I'll be sure to blow your expectations out of the water.
Ace perks back up
Ace: Sweet! Thanks a bunch, Sanji! I was told you were the best cook in the world...
Ace winks with a smile
Ace: But I didn't know you were such a charming guy, too! I could fall for ya right now!
Sanji blushes and starts stammering until a big 'gah' is heard
Page 4
Luffy has broken free once more.
Luffy, yelling: I want meat!
Ace: oh, sorry loof-
and then gets cut off by luffy biting down on his hand in anger and desperation.
Ace, yelling: Ack! No! No biting! That was a rule!
Luffy, yelling more while he's being shaken: You're taking way too long! I'm starving!
Sanji, thinking: this is a lot
Ace begins to retort but notices his stomach rumbling
Ace: Oh shoot, me too actually.
He turns back to Sanji with a smile
Ace: Anyway, we'll have two of everything to nibble on while we wait! he holds up two fingers like a peace sign, as does Luffy while he nods with his mouth still enveloping Ace's fist.
Sanji picks his clipboard and pen back up and says "yeah, alright" and then freezes in place with a desolate expression.
Sanji: To start?

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule


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4 months ago

Oh my god why

You Know… An Important Concept In Buddhism Is To Let Go… And If One Piece Is A Universe That Personality

You know… An important concept in Buddhism is to let go… And if One Piece is a universe that personality swap and memory erasing exist, is it possible that indeed Tsuru-san and Garp knew kid Roci but Sengoku took away their impression of him with his Buddha Fruit power when Roci was on the undercover mission in Doffy’s Crew?

And when Roci was dead, Sengoku was the only one to mourn and carry all the sorrow secretly.


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4 months ago

Reblogging when I have a song stuck in my head


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4 months ago

I’m sorry this is hilarious

Whole Cake Island : A Summary

whole cake island : a summary


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4 months ago

Omg he’s adorable

Wanted To Draw This Panel

Wanted to draw this panel


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4 months ago

He’s so real for that

Salmon Tuna Mustard Leaf Or Smth?

Salmon tuna mustard leaf or smth?


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4 months ago

This is so fun to think about

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty


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4 months ago

Thank you for this

You Gotta Appreciate The Work That Your Swordsman Puts In 😪😪

You gotta appreciate the work that your swordsman puts in 😪😪


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4 months ago

This makes me laugh every time I see it

alabasta arc is great you can literally pinpoint the exact moment that Sanji realises he’s bisexual

Alabasta Arc Is Great You Can Literally Pinpoint The Exact Moment That Sanji Realises He’s Bisexual
Alabasta Arc Is Great You Can Literally Pinpoint The Exact Moment That Sanji Realises He’s Bisexual

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4 months ago

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I forgot about that

the juxtaposition of ace saying that for the first time he wants to live and luffy saying if he can't save ace he'd kill himself in the same episode is not lost on me


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4 months ago

BAHAHAHAHA

idk how to explain this but akainu looks like a republican


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4 months ago

And then there’s the whole thing with Koby

just talked to nyla about this but garp being willing to ignore SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS worth of crime dadan has committed for free childcare but not being willing to break the law and help ace is crazy


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4 months ago

i literally cant stop laughing at the tags

the funniest change they made to the zoro and sanji dynamic in the opla was that sanji wasn't as hot headed and all-hands with zoro as he is in the manganime, but zoro still is. so instead of them yelling at each other and fighting all the time, you have zoro going "i don't FUCKING like this guy" while sanji is in the background like >:3c


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5 months ago

not what i was expecting to read on a friday afternoon but i am so here for it

We Did It Gang
We Did It Gang

We did it gang


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5 months ago

I want to tell a story to the artists and would-be artists out there.

When I was 19, I made a large oil painting of the nerd I would eventually marry. I poured all my attention and care into this painting. It's the only art I have from back then that still holds up as a work I'm proud of today.

I entered it into a judged show at the local art center. It got an honorable mention. I went to see the show with my beloved model. One of the judges came up to talk to me, and highlighted that all the judges really liked the painting. It would have placed, except, you see, the feet were incorrect. They were too wide and short, and if I just studied a bit more anatomy-

I called over my future wife, and asked her to take off her shoe. Being already very used to humoring me, she did. The judge looked at her very short, very wide little foot. Exactly as I'd lovingly rendered it. I would never edit her appearance in any way.

The judge looked me in the eye, and to his credit, he really looked like he meant it when he said "Oh I'm so sorry."

Anyways the moral of the story is that all of those anatomy books that teach you proportions are either showing you averages, or a very specific idea of an idealized body. Actual bodies are much more varied than that.

So don't forget to draw from observation, and remember that humans aren't mass produced mannequins. Delight in our variation. Because it's supposed to be there.


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5 months ago

This is actually so cool

hope is a skill

5 months ago

Literally I have nothing to lose

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5 months ago

💀

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

5 months ago

wtf are you a magician holy shit

So, There's This Local Plant Matter...

So, there's this local plant matter...

Trying to figure out Zoro!!!


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5 months ago

say what you will about zosan as a ship but you would be fool if you think they hate each other. they are undeniably best friends.

they get on each other's nerves. they wash dishes together. they are baring their teeth at each other every day. they fight together and it feels like a dance. it feels like breathing. it feels like they have known each other forever. they both think the other is the worst person to ever exist on this planet. they trust each other with their lives. every step, every sprint, every fight. they don't have to look back to see if the other is keeping up because of course he is. he is the most infuriating, head strong, insane bastard in the world. of course he's keeping up. how annoying.

it's unspoken, this bond between them. they could be at each other's throats but when the marines or the world government or even the fucking devil is in front of them to bring them down, they're on their feet. legs blazing, swords unsheathed. they know their way around each other like the back of their hand. one call of the other's name and he's already there, ready to bring the whole world down. they are the wings of the pirate king. they are the pillars that hold up the home that their captain built. they are two sides of the same coin. sanji and zoro, zoro and sanji, sanjiandzoro.

plates always filled with food that smells like home. hands always searching, always reaching out to pull him back to the right path with an obscenity or two or a million more. but for all his whining, he still comes to get him, every single time.

i will keep you safe. i won't let you lose your way.

eyes always watching. grin sharp and mad, words puling him out of the hell that is his mind with a taunt. silent nights spent in each other's company. the back of a sword jabbed at his ribs. silent determination. steady, solid, under your hands as you lose consciousness.

i will keep you safe. i won't let you forget your worth.

they've never known love that doesn't tear out of them, snarling, spitting, biting. they've never known tenderness. the crew teaches them love in their strange, gentle, loud ways and it's beautiful, it's confusing, it hurts in the best way possible. but with each other? they don't have to hold back. there's something so intimate about holding someone by their collar, dragging them close and yelling look. look. this is how i love. i will kick your face in and make you the best meal you've ever had. i will spend all my time thinking of stupid names to call you. i won't ever say you matter to me, but i will die for you. i will trust you with all that is important to me. look at this fucking mess. this is how i will always love. with teeth and nails and intent to kill. are you afraid yet? only to have the other lean closer with a grin so feral and say, do your worst, asshole.

they are nakama. they are rivals. they are friends. what they have cannot be put down in one word but in the end, the word will come down to something close to love.


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5 months ago

Reblogging when I have a song stuck in my head


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6 months ago

Reblogging when I have a song stuck in my head


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