Happy Ides Of March Everyone I Hope You Get In A Good Stabbing

"Bats have got good eyesight through their noses"

-Phil Lester 2024

Fair question. (for @blossoms-phan)

Ineffable buddies

My favorite genre of buddy comedy

“Someone stole all my fruit now I’m peachlesss” is gonna be stuck in my head now

Can't believe Prince William was one of the people who wanted a threesome.

The Phrogress

Why is he always in Phil's lap?

“This is when people are like there was that funny card and phil read it out so now we’ve just established this fact about him.”

Umm excuse me??? Excuse me Mr. “This one goes out to you Phil”? We didn’t “establish” this fact because Phil read out a funny card! It’s because you said “this one goes out to you Phil” and now you have to deal with the consequences. How does it feel? Was it worth it to beat all the bottom allegations in your assumptions video? Was it dan??

Shout out to those of us who had to work yesterday and are rewarding the TIT Livestream today!

As someone who was briefly in a poly relationship the Sims video had me rolling. They really squashed the speculation of them being poly. With all of the talk about Dating aps mostly from Dan I do think they could be in an open relationship but romantically monogamous.