So At Saturday Night’s Party I Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Be A Wingman For This Freshman Girl Who

@kat-qk @qkplayground

God me and some friends are talking abt being dense af rn and i just remembered this one time i was shopping w my dad and i wanted to get rainbow shoelaces at the dr martins shop. And there was this punk girl, dyed hair face piercings rlly cute, behind the counter and like prince charming putting the shoe on cinderellas foot she offered to lace my gay shoelaces into my dr martins and i let her. “Wow what good customer service!”. And then in the car my DAD had to tell me that she was flirting with me a major L to gay people over the world

sub boys via text: I’m an animal in bed. I want you to use me and rough me up. I can take it all. 😳🥵

sub boys in bed: please pet me. do you have a snack? I need more cuddles. also can you hold me in my sleep? sorry for crying. 🥺🫣

The very first thing you do in a new relationship is lock his cock in a cage. It lets him know you are serious about commitment and shows you who he really is. If he can't handle a few days locked, get rid of him. You should still keep him in there for at least a couple weeks, though, so that he understands that his priority is to please.