Thinking Of…magnetic Collars And Their Ability To Snap Them Into Place Wherever I Want. Snapping Into

You took all your courage in both hands, to finally meet your celebrity crush

…but she truly knows her fanbase

Always wear protection

What’s up lil guy, I’m Nurse Jamey, I can’t wait to work on getting you rehabilitated. Ooop I see somebody’s already wet his diapee, it was only a matter of time, I don’t know if you noticed, but you can no longer hold it heehee. That’s right, we did a lil snippy in the operating room cuz SOMEBODY just wouldn’t wet his diapee like the nurses asked. Welp, let’s get is yucky wet diapee off and getcha all powdered up with a fresh one. *snap snap* Ok annnd ah! Oh you lil super soaker, ugh I just got new scrubs. Imma have to report that lil guy, don’t worry I’ll be back…

“Hi lil soaker, I see you’ve woken up from your NEW surgery. Oh yes, now your booty hole will have no more control, hope you’re ready to be making lots of messies today! Nurse Jamey has a whole thing of baby food and ba bas! Oop and my new face shield in case somebody decides to be naughty. Come on lil stinker, let’s see how full your diapee can get!