I will definitely sit on your face bitch
I’ll start slow with tips to help you in a bar or a club. The reason I’ll start with these is because it’s easy game. Don’t worry if you’re not into bars or clubs, I’ll be giving tips for everyday situations very soon!
Where to go: Any bar or club will work for this, but I’ve found out sports bars are best, because there’s usually more guys around, and during big games they will probably be pretty buzzed. But your favorite bar or club will do just fine.
Who to go with: Girlfriends, of course, but not too many. One is definitely best, but two can also work. Never go with more than two friends though, large groups of girls will deter guys from approaching you. Of course it’s best if your friends are either less attractive than you are, or in a relationship (preferably both).
What to wear: This depends, when you go to a bar you should settle for jeans and a top, nice and simple, low-cut tops are best. For clubbing you can go for a a dress, or jeans and a top or skirt. The important thing to remember is that when you have something short on at the bottom, do not show a lot of cleavage, when you have a lot of cleavage, wear something long. Doing both at the same time will make you look trashy and most guys actually don’t go for that. Try to lay low on the accessories, guys don’t really care for them anyway.
What to do: The most important thing I’ve learned is to stay on the sides. This means that finding a table on the side at a bar, or dancing a little bit away from the huge crowd of people in clubs. This will make you easier to approach for guys. No guy wants to wade trough a sea of people to get to you. At the beginning of the night you’ll probably have to pay for your own drinks, go cheap and get some soda’s or water, you’ll be getting alcohol soon enough. Make yourself seen, sit or dance facing the crowd, go get drinks regularly, be goofy with your friends. It will help if you pretend to be a little tipsy.
What can you get: This one is all about the free drinks. Engage any guy who approaches you in some casual talk, and make sure to finish your glass. Most guys will get you a drink after a few minutes. This is where drinking soda comes in handy. If you were drinking a coke, tell him you would love another bacardi and coke or Whiskey and coke. Always aim high, start with expensive drinks, when he has doubts about that, you can always go for a simple wine.
Traps and how to avoid them: Guys don’t just give you drinks because they like you as a friend, we all know that. They will try to ‘get with you’ in several ways. 1. He asks you to dance with him. There are two escapes for this one, the first is to just silly dance with him, don’t let him get too close, and when the next song comes on say you don’t like it and stop dancing. The second is where the single friend comes in handy. Say you’re sorry, but you can’t leave your friend. 2. He asks for your number. Again, you have two options, the first is to give him a fake number, or block his number when you get home. The second is for those guys you might be able to use for another night out, simply give him your number, maybe go to the place with him and your friends again a few weeks later, and get more free drinks. The key when a guy has your number and text you is to send short texts back and wait a while before you text back, that way he stays in the dark. 3. He goes in for a kiss or starts becoming a little bit too touchy. Keep it simple, tell him he’s going to fast and you’re not that kind of girl. Some guys will get a bit grumpy at this point, if that’s the case, just dump him and go for the next sucker.
That’s all for today, hope you gals get all the drinks you want!
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