Lederlady ❤

(via jillags)

My dick is on lockdown! While her pussy is open for business!

Come one, sweetie. Let’s get these plastic pants on over your diaper… There we go! Awww, they’re so cute and crinkly!

What’s that, baby? You want disposables instead of cloth? Hahaha! Before the matriarchy took over, did you ever imagine you’d be begging your girlfriend to let you wear disposable diapers instead of cloth ones with plastic pants? I’m so glad the government took away men’s rights and demoted you all to little babies! You’re so much better like this. But the answer is no, sweetie.

Yes, I know they’re more bulky, baby. And they feel yuckier because they don’t whisk away your wee-wee straight away, do they? But that’s exactly why I prefer you in them, silly! I want you waddling around like a toddler with a great big diaper bulge under your pants, crinkling loudly wherever you go so nobody is ever in any doubt about what you’re wearing. Looking ridiculous is an important part of being a man, honey. It will keep that silly male attitude of yours in check!