U Guys Don't Get It The Way Marceline Is Just So Affectionate With Him Even If He's Not The Same Person

...touche

digital roots and all that

I love edgeworth bc you can see exactly how he got to "her metabolic processes etc etc"

- she's dead <- DONT SAY THIS. you're trying to seem like less of a dick since you faked your death remember

- she's passed away <- wait. Hold on a second. She used to be his girlfriend maybe you should layer it but like how

- despite your complicated feelings about miss Hawthorne i regret to <- god fuck this is taking way too long what's the point jesus. What do you even do.

- sorry your ex girlfriend died <- TERRIBLE. perhaps the worst of the bunch. Ok you're removing the consolation maybe you could do like wordplay??? Wright likes wordplay

- her metabolic processes are a matter of interest only to historians <- YOUVE RUN OUT OF TIME THIS WILL HAVE TO WORK

Hehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehheh

I found you :]

you know, just reading this ask without context, this message would usually be ominous as shit! but apparently you're just the "sunshine" [gag] person jj keeps rambling about, so i guess welcome to the "let's bother eca" party.

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

really this calendar bit of 17776 like. one of the best openings of any scifi story i have read. feeling emotions about ut.

furry death note

(28) Ace Attorney comic 02- thinking…

Phoenix Wright looks like your average cheery protagonist but he is exasperated by everything and constantly thinking sarcastic one-liners about how stupid everyone else is (including his own friends).

Miles Edgeworth’s sprites make him look like he is about to murder a man but in reality he cant because he’s too busy thinking about his samurai show special interest and having staring contests with himself in the mirror and saying ergo and eureka in the lamest possible contexts.

i couldn't think of a better way to communicate this so its this . my struggle

marrow for the morrow