This Is The Funniest Fucking Thing Ever Read

this is the funniest fucking thing ever read

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

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2 months ago
a digital drawing of a trio of guys from the chest up. the background is a scribbled orange color.

the middle one is Asian, very tall and strong, and has short brown hair and eyes. he wears a white tshirt under a pale blue button up shirt with short sleeves. he is looking straight ahead at the viewer. he has one hand partially covering the eye of the guy on the left, and the other loosely wrapped around the neck of the one on the right.

the guy on the left is much shorter, with blond curls and hazel eyes, and a brown hoodie. he's gazing up at the middle one with a gentle, curious expression.

the guy on the right is only slightly shorter than the middle one. he has light/medium brown skin, long curly hair that is charcoal grey with lighter grey streaks, and almost black eyes. he has some scruffy facial hair, a small mustache, some small facial scars, and wears a black tshirt. he is looking at the hand on his neck.

from left to right, Thomas Baldwin, Oliver Lee, and Dominic Brodie from the YA fantasy story I'm writing

the plan is to have the three enter a poly trio relationship at some point. so far, I'm only on chapter 6/7, so we'll see how it plays out.

i am not a writer - i am primarily an artist - however i do enjoy writing little short stories and poems. a couple months ago i went back to a short poem i had written and became inspired, eventually building a bigger plot around the original paragraph, and now here i am!

I'm very excited for where this sorry is going. i have only a vague idea of where to take it. I'm not sure if I'll post it online anywhere until it's finished, but i am going to include illustrations in the book, which I'll post here. this drawing isn't one of them - I'm just using it as a way to better figure out my boys' designs.


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3 months ago

"Message to all Americans" / "Why don't Americans just..." / "How are all Americans this stupid" / "The thing I wish Americans knew..."

Please god please we know we see it we're feeling it we're living it

We see the horrific things happening in the world, we see the horrifically stupid things happening within our own country, we understand that we're not the only country in the world. We're not deluded, we're scared. So many of us are scared. We recognize that there are other people who are scared in the world, and we're scared with them. For them. For ourselves. Angry, too.

I don't know what I'm trying to get at with this. I know too many good activists and too many real, living people whose lives are going to be in real, tangible danger and at jeopardy over the next few years to be able to just brush all this off anymore. I'm not talking about online discourse, stop treating it like it is.


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1 month ago

i love tumblr holidays

i still never finished reading Homestuck

i will do that this summer

Oh Joyous Day! Happy 19th Anniversary Of Neil Banging Out The Tunes And Happy 16th Anniversary Of Homestuck

Oh joyous day! Happy 19th anniversary of neil banging out the tunes and happy 16th anniversary of homestuck


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10 months ago

while we're all online and memeing the failed assassination of a usamerican fascist please take a second to [donate to save a family in Gaza] and do your [daily click for Palestine]


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1 year ago

how to grow the fuck up


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7 months ago
an alcohol marker drawing of a mortuary, with a realistic portrait of Will Graham from Hannibal in front. one of the body drawers is open on the bottom right, and you can see part of a clock on the far left above the door

mortuary

fanart of Will Graham from the Hannibal tv show. my prompt was mortuary, so that's the setting he's in. the background is drawn with alcohol markers, and Will is drawn with pencil on a separate paper that can be moved


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11 months ago
a digital painting of Link from the Zelda franchise - specifically the newer designs from Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom. he stands facing away from the viewer in a sheer and jewelry-laden outfit, seemingly taking off his veil. cold lighting comes from below and in front of him, casting most of his back in warm shadow. behind him is a blue-green gradiented background to represent the colors of the Zora domain

Link from BotW and TotK

the outfit i gave him is a combination of the gerudo outfit and the zora royal jewelry

this took me probably about 4.5 hours, on and off

here are the flats:

this is the same drawing, but only the flat colors atop the gradient background - no rendering, lighting, or details

the rendering was tricky because i don't have a lot of practice doing realistic lighting - and especially not bottom-up cold lighting with warmer shadows, so i hope it turned out well


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6 months ago

Saving My Fanfiction Work

Due to the recent events in the United States. To clarify the recent events being Trump becoming president of the United States, Project 2025 more than likely going to be integrated. If you are not familiar with Project 2025 I urge you to look it up.

Along with the KOSA bill that has many problems and it has passed the senate now needing the finally vote in the house, which both are majority red. Go here to learn more on why it needs to be stopped and how you can. This is another component that will harm our communities. Go to: stopkosa.com

With all of its harmful plans some of the plans are to take down/restrict internet sites that have LGBTQ+ communities that means communities like the fan-fiction communities/sites in the United States.

I am only giving resources to those inside and out of the US in case they banned sites that hold fan-fiction. Better safe than sorry.

Being that I live in the US the possibly of mine and many others Fanfiction has the possibly of being in danger. Therefore I'm giving you recourses. (I'm not leaving or stopping my writing, I'm here for the fight!)

For those wanting to save my fanfiction, I give you permission to download them off of AO3 and to be used for your personal collection. Meaning, your eyes only. To clarify I’m saying this as others have asked if they could download my fanfic so for those who would like to you can.

If you do not know how to download them many others on online have tutorials on how to download them and add them to our phone libraries.

Here are some links to tutorials:

Downloading Fanfic

Adding to Iphone & Android Library

Adding to Kindle Library - Video on How (On TikTok)

Adding Book Covers (At the bottom) - Good EPUB Cover Changer (I use this)

Types of Files and What they mean

Saving My Fanfiction Work

Please stay safe out there! Remember to follow the rules below.

Saving My Fanfiction Work

DO NOT share the downloaded file anywhere online.

DO NOT repost the downloaded file under your name.

Fanfiction is protected under copyright law when plagiarism is involved. If you plagiarize my work, either a piece or whole in any language, I will take legal action. Inspiration or the same idea does NOT apply to this, only word-for-word plagiarism in any language.

♥ mx-pastelwriting does not consent to their fanfiction being copied, copied & credited, translated, used in videos and/or audios, screenshotted, used in AI, or reposted on any other platform without permission.

♥ mx-pastelwriting does give consent to "reblog," sharing links to direct work, and being in recommend lists.

Saving My Fanfiction Work

Please stay safe out there friends! I love you so much! Know that there will always people that love you and in for the fight to make sure you are loved!

Saving My Fanfiction Work

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4 weeks ago

Okay I JUST realized I never posted these on here—- BUT BASICALLY, about a year and a half ago I started doing these experimental black hairstyle posts that were threads long on Twitter, to give artists a source of inspo for their black ocs whose hair they wanted to try something new with! There’s more to black hair than just the selected styles portrayed in media, and I thought it would be fun to show people how much texture, shape, fades, length, and style can be combined when drawing black hair—-cause it’s a kind of manipulation our hair can do irl! The OG posts were lost with the hacking of my original Twitter account (@/bagels_donuts) but I’ve since reuploaded the whole thread to my new Twitter (@/ItsDonutsFR)! I hope artists on tumblr find these useful, sorry it took me so long to post them here😭🙏🏾 I’ll upload them all in parts!

Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started

Part 1: Long masc hairstyles + playing with fades


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4 months ago
the front of my denim vest, which is covered in patches that i embroidered myself. there are alien patches, bone and teeth patches, a call of duty patch, and a ghost (the band) patch. i also made the right breast pocket look like a monster with teeth and a tongue, and added a loop to the other which I'm currently hanging mini hand cuffs from.
the back of my denim vest which has a spine patch, purple fabric stripes, a large blue jay patch, and an astronaut patch. also, the only patch i haven't made myself, the moth patch right under the collar.

vest update

there's a few patches that I've temporarily removed to make room for the blue jay piece i added, but I'll probably reattach those to the back

here's a close up of the blue jay, which i made out of clothing scraps and embroidery thread

a close-up photo of the large blue jay patch i made out of clothing scraps and embroidery thread.

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