Erm.

What if you joined me in insanity

it’s so sick and twisted that you have to play a videogame in order to play it. nobody told me that

i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel

transmasc mizu truther

literally i cannot stress how important it is that everyone has a thing.

english flower names are so evocative. snapdragon. wolfsbane. even as loanwords they're still pretty; dandelion traces back to old french for "lion's tooth". meanwhile the actual french word for dandelion means piss-the-bed

when The Character looks like this:

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

happy birthday from me jeremy!

In case someone needs visual aid

Based on this:

The yusuke kitagawa brain rot is real. I spend every waking moment thinking about him. He’s infiltrated every one of my thoughts. I’ll think im free but no. He’s there. Lurking. In the deep trenches of my mind he is there. I have him as my computer background, and if I ever find a good enough background I would have him as my phone background. He genuinely means more to me than any character has meant to me before. I need to write poems about him. I need to sing songs for him. I need to draw for him. Every time I open up clip studio paint. It is for him. I eat sleep breathe LIVE yusuke kitagawa. I go to sleep to that picture of him saying we need to kill ai artists on my ceiling. DOES ANYONE IN THIS PARTY LIKE YUSUKE KITAGAWAAAAA… DOES ANYONE IN THIS PARTY LIKE YUSUKE KITAGAWAAAAAAAAA………………….