Happy 1-Year Anniversary, To One Of My Favorite Games Ever !🎉🎉

My taste in men immortalized on my 1 pound keys

@forgetmenautical oh that’s comfort of my gore character

me when it’s time to see a Jack Quaid character get the absolute shit beaten out of him for my entertainment:

@forgetmenautical

literally

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

Cooked up a breakfast sandwich instead of eating cold pizza for the 4th day in a row. Burnt my bacon a little but senshi would be proud

I love hanging out in the same room as my mom cos I can just say things and she won’t even care

Thanks Siffrin for helping me make the best pun of my life