Oh U Can Have This Post I Don’t Want It

me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead

why does no one talk about alt thatcher's eyes dilating like a cat that part is so funny. boy why are you so eyeballs

@forgetmenautical

Cooked up a breakfast sandwich instead of eating cold pizza for the 4th day in a row. Burnt my bacon a little but senshi would be proud

MEEMEMMEMEMEME ME ME ME

ivw got strawberry pocky anyone want some

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no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

Very beautiful, very powerful

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

i imagine this scenario would be a lot more concerning in real life