Reblog To Make It Die Faster

Got halfway through eating a sandwich today and realized I forgot to take the paper off a slice of cheese. Huh.

being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

POV youre about to get mauled and eaten by smallfry

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

Literally next time someone is offering people money to vote on tumblr ship war polls, PLEASE let me know. I am SO broke and monetary bribes WILL influence my vote more than any morals, principles, or even adherence to personal taste ever could. You have my solemn word that with the right profit incentive, I WILL vote for your random ass youtube minecraft ship hell I'd even vote for marvel. PSA - THINK OF ME NEXT TIME. #STEDEWARD 2K23 #WANGXIAN 2K23

impulse / fix

leon save meeee

Round 1 starts tomorrow if you need to prepare propaganda for any reason