May His Pussy Haunt The Narrative Forever

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

taigen and genderqueer mizu

Little reblog game thingy because I love making these (and want to show some love to my mutuals)! <3

I had a dream that there was a new popular funger ship and it was called Jermayjah (jer-may-jah) and it was Enki x Rag but Enki had jermas face and instead of spells he quoted Jerma and instead of praying to one of the gods he worshipped his chat.

The entire “Noelle hyped for Xmas” saga is complete~ Glad you enjoyed, and Happy Holidays!!

I got reminded that owl house exists so i did the obvious thing and make an au of it

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

The godamn festival of termina is fucking upon us

Guys I'm sorry my girlfriend strikes again with this horrific. THING. Enjoy 😭???

Today is the only day you can reblog this 😔😔😔