No One Be Fucking Alarmed But I’m About To Change My Icon. Say Your Condolences To Manual GOTVG. I’m.

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

Thanks Siffrin for helping me make the best pun of my life

i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel

Zukka resurgence ‼️‼️

I noticed there’s simultaneously both more and less historical accuracy this season. The real Blackbeard did shoot Izzy in the leg, there are a lot more historical figures like Ned Low, Mary Read, Anne Bonny and Zheng Yi Sao, and Stede Bonnet did make prisoners walk the plank.

Izzy hands also sings a song from the 1940s, Ned Low uses the word lolz, and technically Zheng wasn’t born until 1775.

I love it.

Bro the camera on my new phone is just 👌 damn

only one person can defeat bad luck brian now. we need to contact good luck charlie

WOOOOOOOO YEAAAAH

Hello bro. U should draw train conductor guy again,,He means the woooorld to me,,,,,,,

that fucking bird that i hate (/lovingly)

Guys will see this and say “hell yeah”

So called free thinkers when alterna C04 comes on

literally