Redraw Of Something I Made ~2 Years Ago

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

Is this like . Anything.

breaking news: if you establish boundaries, the world does not explode and you are not placed into horrible people jail

An artist that’s so desperate for attention’s watermark would be like:

PLEASE REPOST

And then their name

marina and samarie :)

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I’m currently fighting demons (the urge to download dating apps)

@forgetmenautical bro they’re real