DANIEL CRAIG

NSFW

today is nsfw night

buttcheeks

NETFLIX

HOT

He welcomed me to chilis when no one else did

STARBUCKS

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

PIANO

me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever

me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

ABC

any man: trust me

me:

CONSENT

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

CURSE

Necrophile