Dannyjunoanalrapistyearone - DANNY JUNO ANALRAPIST YEAR ONE

REP

*reading your tags* Yo I heard you like reptiles. Any fun facts? :D

 if a crocodile eats your dad they become your new dad

POMERANIAN

CENTER

CREAM

i refuse to let this video die

STARBUCKS

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

IMMUNE SYSTEM

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

CANADA

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”