Dannyjunoanalrapistyearone - DANNY JUNO ANALRAPIST YEAR ONE

STARBUCKS

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

Puss In Boots

BLADE

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

WEED

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

Porn

IMMUNE SYSTEM

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

MCDONALD'S

NSFW

today is nsfw night

buttcheeks

STUPID FOOL

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??

I laughed at this too much