The Thing Is: The Sparrow’s Are Co-workers, Whereas The Umbrella’s Are Family. Yes, A Disfuncional,

Viktor: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Viktor: Violently practices.

Ben: Violently studies.

Klaus: Violently sleeps.

Allison: Violently shoots pictures.

Diego: Violently boxes.

Five: Violently murders people.

Luther: Violently worries about the previous statement.

Barnaby: Stop, Troy, stop. We go down the hill, Troy.

Troy: I thought we were going to Upper Warden.

Barnaby: Yeah, we are. Upper Warden is down the hill, Lower Warden is up the hill.

Troy: Well, that doesn’t make any sense.

Barnaby: Troy, this is Midsomer.

Troy: Sorry, I forgot.

when you fly abroad and imagine that you have broken up with your partner and left them, looking out the window to sad song even though you didn't have a relationship.

Professor Layton and the Conspicuous Pseudonym

Klaus finding the Kugelblitz almost immediately, telling Diego about it, Diego dismissing it, and them both forgetting about it really sums up their relationship perfectly. True clown on clown behavior

Me discovering the Professor Layton games for the first time: oh this is cute. I’m sure nothing bad will happen in this fun puzzle game

The game’s storylines:

Klaus: I think all men should start in prison and have to prove their way out

Diego: That would mean you too

Klaus: Dont tell me my gender

I’ve been waiting a year to post this