Klaus *texting Diego*: Hey Can You Pick Me Up I’m Drunk. Klaus: Oh You Don’t Have To Anymore. I’m

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

shelly duvall on set of “Brewster McCloud”

the umbrellas + lila and sparrow ben (yes i put both bens and lila up twice lol)

the resemblance between the brellies and their younger (or in Five’s case, older) versions AND their birth mothers is something so batshit insane to me

like holy shit, whoever cast these mfs needs a raise, now

Extremely Late Umbrella Academy Text Posts That Have Definitely Been Done Before (1/?)

Diego: We’re Team Zero! From here on out, no more numbers!

Five:

It’s very likely the pair could have killed both Maureen and Sidney on that same night but they didn’t. Yes it’s possible Sidney only lived because they needed a witness and alibi but i find the thought they kept her alive just to torment her so much more interesting and plausible. Think about it: these two fucked up losers don’t shut up about movies for the entire movie ( or at least billy doesn’t ). Hell billy brings up movies in comparison to life the first time he’s on screen at the beginning of the movie with the whole “our dating seems like a pg13 movie” spiel. Fuck he even brings the movie thing back up when Sidney’s talking about the trauma her mothers murder put her through. Like this man is obsessed. Then this nerd has Stu fake kill him just so he can put on this whole dramatic scene that he probably rehearsed in his mirror. He’s so dramatic like that man was committed, rolling down the stairs and everything. Then AGAIN, literally just after he shot someone he QUOTES PYSCHO AND MENTIONS CARRIE. These two are losers who made their own scary movie with their killings to fulfill whatever power fantasy they had and it literally drives me insane.