Dark-devil-lo-ki - Katya Pinkman

lila: he's your son.

diego: ?! no he's NOT

*some episodes later*

diego: he's my son!!

lila: lol no he's not

Klaus: I think all men should start in prison and have to prove their way out

Diego: That would mean you too

Klaus: Dont tell me my gender

How i sleep knowing that my favorite slashers wouldn't kill me because ❤I'm built different❤

when you fly abroad and imagine that you have broken up with your partner and left them, looking out the window to sad song even though you didn't have a relationship.

Merry (belated) Christmas, hoho! ☺️🎩🧩🎄

🩷 Happy Mother's Day 2025! 🤔 Can you name the classic film?

It’s very likely the pair could have killed both Maureen and Sidney on that same night but they didn’t. Yes it’s possible Sidney only lived because they needed a witness and alibi but i find the thought they kept her alive just to torment her so much more interesting and plausible. Think about it: these two fucked up losers don’t shut up about movies for the entire movie ( or at least billy doesn’t ). Hell billy brings up movies in comparison to life the first time he’s on screen at the beginning of the movie with the whole “our dating seems like a pg13 movie” spiel. Fuck he even brings the movie thing back up when Sidney’s talking about the trauma her mothers murder put her through. Like this man is obsessed. Then this nerd has Stu fake kill him just so he can put on this whole dramatic scene that he probably rehearsed in his mirror. He’s so dramatic like that man was committed, rolling down the stairs and everything. Then AGAIN, literally just after he shot someone he QUOTES PYSCHO AND MENTIONS CARRIE. These two are losers who made their own scary movie with their killings to fulfill whatever power fantasy they had and it literally drives me insane.

Barnaby: Stop, Troy, stop. We go down the hill, Troy.

Troy: I thought we were going to Upper Warden.

Barnaby: Yeah, we are. Upper Warden is down the hill, Lower Warden is up the hill.

Troy: Well, that doesn’t make any sense.

Barnaby: Troy, this is Midsomer.

Troy: Sorry, I forgot.