Tumblr Doesn't Like These, Maybe Emojis Help

Showing off my fat ass for Sir 🙈

You've been a Good cast-iron pan. Let Mommy take care of you... I'm going to Rub Oil all over you and Bake you at 230°C and you're going to like it... Badly behaved Pans go into the dishwasher and get Scrubbed with a Metal Sponge.

i just need to know how you sound from the inside out

Glasses always makes men a little more fuckable and slutty right?

can i come over and stare at u like this

wife could use a nice massage, who's offering?

what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

exactlyyyy