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3 years ago

The Tower - Masterlist

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“How does someone with no superpowers, no real discernible talents and a whole lot of baggage end up being the girlfriend to all the Avengers?  Well, I’m glad you asked.  It all started with a blur and an abrupt crash.”

They say that extreme experiences bring you closer together.  The Avengers have experienced some of the most extreme side-by-side.

This is the story of Elly and how she fell in love with all of them.

Co-written by @avengercompound and @fanficwriter013 this is a smutty, romantic and action-packed story.  It involves many different ships and pairings.

The Tower

Chapter 1 - Natasha Chapter 2 - Meeting the Archer Chapter 3 - The NDA Chapter 4 - Clint Chapter 5 - Genius, Billionaire, Philanthropist Chapter 6 - Tony Chapter 7 - A Bird and a Witch Chapter 8- Sam Chapter 9 - My Education Chapter 10 - Breakfast with the Super Soldiers Chapter 11 - Taken Chapter 12 - A Question of Security Chapter 13 - Soldier, Spy Chapter 14 - James Chapter 15 - Bruce Chapter 16 - Science Bros Chapter 17 - The Super Soldiers Chapter 18 - Wanda Chapter 19 - The Assassins Chapter 20 - Open Communication Chapter 21 - The Nest Chapter 22 - Cracks in the Tower Chapter 23 - Steve Chapter 24 - Working in SHIELD Chapter 25 - Switching Sides Chapter 26 - M.E.D.U.S.A. Chapter 27 - The Rescue Mission Chapter 28 - Home

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THE TOWER HOLIDAY SPECIAL

After Tony announces to the world that the Avengers are in a polyamorous relationship together, things become tense.  Elly decides that they could use some holiday cheer and gets all their friends involved.

PART ONE |  PART TWO

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THE TOWER: TROUBLEMAKERS

When half the team gets stuck on a mission, Clint, Bruce and Elly find ways to distract themselves. Steve has something in store for his little troublemakers.

Chapter 1: The Perch Chapter 2: Pirate Talk Chapter 3: Distracting the Hulk Chapter 4: Testing Limits Chapter 5: Punishment Chapter 6: Safe and Sound

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THE TOWER: THE CAPTAINS

In a relationship with 8 other people, Elly often finds herself the spare.  That leads to some interesting situations, and when she walks in on Steve, Sam, and Bucky together, they are more than happy to have her join in.

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THE TOWER: UNEXPECTED

A little over 2 years after moving into the Avengers Tower, Elly finds herself pregnant against the odds.  While some are excited, others are terrified, and pregnancy that none expected to happen causes rifts through the group and threatens to end the relationship.

Chapter 1: One-By-One Chapter 2: Against the Odds Chapter 3: Natasha Chapter 4: Steve Chapter 5: The Most Fertile Person in the World Chapter 6: Wanda Chapter 7: Sam Chapter 8: Clint Chapter 9: Bucky Chapter 10: The Xenomorphs Chapter 11: The Return of the Science Bros Chapter 12: Tony’s Plan Chapter 13: Shopping for Twins Chapter 14: An Arm to Hold Them Chapter 15: The Compound Chapter 16: Thor Chapter 17: Delivery Day Chapter 18: The Skjodbærers

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THE TOWER: THE QUEEN OF ASGARD

The twins are now three and while the Avengers know that Clint and Thor are the biological father’s none of them know or care which blond, blue-eyed baby is related to which man.  When Riley gets the power to control wind and it becomes evident that she is the heir to the Asgardian throne, Elly, Steve, Thor, and Tony take the twins to Asgard to train her.

Not every Asgardian is happy with their king’s choice of consort, nor the impurity of the heir’s blood.  While others expect Thor to make things more official.  What’s clear is, the role of Queen of Asgard is not easily filled.

Chapter 1: The Twins Chapter 2: Daddy For Chapter 3: The Hair Cut Chapter 4: Adult Time Chapter 5: Puppies! Chapter 6: Asgard Chapter 7: The Palace Chapter 8: The Market Chapter 9: The Rightful Heir Chapter 10: Before the Feast Chapter 11: The Meaning of Bonding Chapter 12: The Second Suit Chapter 13: Keeping Safe Chapter 14: Ponies and Powers Chapter 15: Fenestare Chapter 16: Reunited Chapter 17: The Fight for His Life Chapter 18: The Celebrations Chapter 19: Aftermath Chapter 20: Potions and Apples Chapter 21: The Proposal Chapter 22: Dressing for a Feast Chapter 23: The Feast Chapter 24: Sleepy Mornings Chapter 25: Dress Shopping Chapter 26: Worthy Chapter 27: Friends and Loved Ones Chapter 28: The Bachelor Party Chapter 29: Henhalda Chapter 30: Preparations Chapter 31: The Bonding Chapter 32: The Spirit Journey Chapter 33: The Battle for Asgard Chapter 34: The Wedding Night Epilogue

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The Tower: Family

With new powers, Thor now living on Earth full time, a wedding to plan, and Natasha and Wanda expecting, a lot is changing for Elly and her large and rather unconventional family.  When Elise’s parents try to reestablish connections, Elly questions what being a family actually means.

Chapter 1: Big Plans Chapter 2: Envy and Guilt Chapter 3: Or Maybe More Chapter 4: Having it All Chapter 5: I do Chapter 6: Making a Baby Chapter 7: Glass Making Chapter 8: Return to the Tower Chapter 9: Ghost of Family Past Chapter 10: Distraction Techniques Chapter 11: Sharing the News Chapter 12: Confrontations Chapter 13: Balancing the Numbers Chapter 14: Steve’s Game Chapter 15: First Day Chapter 16: Reminiscing  Chapter 17: Therapy Chapter 18: Girls’ Time Chapter 19: Names Chapter 20: The Road to Forgiveness Chapter 21: Sleeping In Chapter 22: The Baby Shower Chapter 23: The Photoshoot Chapter 24: New Hires Chapter 25: Sarah and Rose Chapter 26: Two Sets of Twins Chapter 27: The Blank Check Chapter 28: The Tour Chapter 29: Becca Chapter 30: Home Remedies Chapter 31: The Whole Family

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The Tower: Happily Ever After

Almost 40 years after Elise Cooper first crashed into Natasha Romanoff outside the library at Columbia University, she and the Avengers are adapting to a near-immortal life together with their large brood of children.  Yet things aren’t perfect.  Life is moving on without them and they’re starting to discover who isolating being immortal can be.

When Angela comes and asks Thor to take the throne of Asgard once more, the group leaves Earth in the hopes that they will find their Happily Ever After there.

Character Reference Sheet

Chapter 1: Angela’s request Chapter 2: Anger Issues Chapter 3: Family Dinner Chapter 4: Relieving Tension Chapter 5: Farewell to Our Old Life Chapter 6: The Bifrost Chapter 7: Welcome Home

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THE PATH TO THE TOWER

Before they met Elly, nine heroes followed a path that led them to a life they chose to share together. This is the story of how.

Art-Work by Ischa

Til the End of the Line: 1.1 | 1.2 The Red Room: 2.1 | 2.2 Another Choice: 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 The Billionaire Playboy: 4.1 | 4.2 Culture Shock: 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 On Your Left: 6.1 | 6.2 | 6.3 Placing Bets: 7.1 | 7.2 | 7.3 The Lonely Witch: 8.1 | 8.2 | 8.3 | 8.4 Three Breakups: 9.1 | 9.2 | 9.3 The Broken Assassin: 10.1 | 10.2 | 10.3 | 10.4 The Tower: 11.1 | 11.2 | 11.3 | 11.4 | 11.5 | 11.6 | 11.7 | 11.8 Epilogue

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Art by @deannamb

3 years ago

Teachers and Lovers

Requested?: Yes

Summary: Reader and Bucky are called in to teach some teen aspiring SHIELD recruits for a week. One students question brings up a confession between the two. That confession leads to an evening together, where they learn each others bodies, kinks, and weaknesses.

Warnings: NSFW!!!  18+. Basically porn with a plot. Smut. Swearing. Daddy kink. Unprotected sex. Dom! Bucky. A lot of talk about cum tbh. 

Characters: Bucky x Reader

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“Good lord. It’s too early for this shit.” You mumble, sipping your coffee from your chair behind the desk. Bucky is stood behind you, his back against the blackboard as he chuckles. 

 “Come on, Agent Y/L/N. You’re excited to be a teacher aren’t you?” He Asks. With a dramatic eye roll, you turn to look at him. 

 “Hardly… Why the hell am I here again? Couldn’t Steve come do this? Jeez.” You say, guzzling more coffee.

 It was a quarter past 8 AM, and you were in a new classroom designated for teaching aspiring SHIELD recruits over the summer. You weren’t going to be doing it full time, just until Agent Hill was fully recovered after being injured on a mission. You’re set to be doing it for a week.

 Tony knew how much trouble you and Bucky could get into if you were left alone for more than ten minutes, so he thought it was a terrible idea leaving you both in a room with twenty-something teenagers under your watch, but Steve of course is the shot-caller. He knows you and Bucky are rambunctious and mischievous, but he also knows that you both are two of the highest trained individuals on the team, you being trained in the red room, and Bucky being trained by Hydra. Steve had no doubt in his mind that you both were the perfect fit for the job.

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3 years ago
I Feel Obligated To Post This On Tumblr Because It’s Thanks To @hansoeii If I Did It 😂

I feel obligated to post this on Tumblr because it’s thanks to @hansoeii if I did it 😂

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I Feel Obligated To Post This On Tumblr Because It’s Thanks To @hansoeii If I Did It 😂
1 year ago

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

10 months ago
Summer Plans Be Like

summer plans be like

3 years ago

steve: *accidentally messes something up*

steve: ...so—

y/n, who has seen all his PSA videos courtesy of Peter: you got detention.

bucky: what?

y/n: you screwed up.

y/n: you know what you did was wrong.

steve: Y/N SHUT UP—

y/n: the question is, how are you gonna make things right?

sam, dying in the background:

bucky, confused: what is going on?

sam: i gotta show you something real quick—

steve: SAM NO—

3 years ago

a little help

Summary: Bucky’s been having difficulties in a certain… department. He’s at a loss, completely ready to give up until he starts theorizing. If you have the ability to heal people, maybe you can help him out. Maybe you’ll be able to fix him.

Pairing(s): Bucky Barnes x (F) Reader

One-Shot 

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Warnings: SMUT 18+ ONLY PLEASE!!!; unprotected sex (wrap it up, folks!); masturbation; elements of orgasm denial; elements of orgasm delay; handjobs; anal fingering (Bucky receiving); use of sex toys (vibrators - Bucky receiving); prostate massage; coming untouched; blowjobs; dirty talk; painful masturbatory efforts; enhanced Reader (no y/n); pet names (doll, baby); age difference kink; multiple orgasms; strong language; mutual pining; lube, lube, and more lube; CONSENT, ALL THAT LOVELY CONSENT!

Word Count: 12,400+

A/N: I have no excuse for this. Enjoy! xxMoni

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    It’s two in the morning and the room is literally cold but Bucky’s body is burning up, clenching and unclenching the miserable coil that’s been resting inside his heaving stomach since midnight. He’s sweating, sticking to the cotton sheets below him and even though it feels incredibly uncomfortable, he can’t seem to stop himself from grinding down onto the bed. It’s relaxing and blissful, the pressure of the mattress against his back and bottom, but it’s also the most he can do without absolutely falling over the edge. 

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