You Don’t Need To Drive, Sweetheart. I’ll Come Pick You Up. You’re Mine.

in public in private

booking a hotel room and telling the staff we’re related when really we’ve been talking on tumblr for a few days and we’re there for you to take my virginity <3

❤️❤️

Nuked ☹️ but we go again 😊

Reblog so my moots can find me

hey don't worry. if you accidentally do something wrong I'll just kick you in the ribs and sides and chest and stomach and body and kidneys and head and neck until one of us feels better. I have heavy boots and no empathy. I forgive you babe. now stay still.

could be us

older boyfriend who "do you remember when..." younger girlfriend who "no, i hadn't been born yet"

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