Things Found At Mar-a-Lago

Dear Dreamworks,

Sequel please

kthx

Nik

Day Five - List of things I fancy doing

To some extent, this is my 'bucket list'

See the earth from space (Bill Bailey: Conveniently missing out 'become an astronaut')

Visit Australia

Learn to Drive

Fly faster than the speed of sound

Get Married & Have kids

Have more money than I know what to do with

Go Zorbing!

Learn to play an instrument

Finally finish working on my RPG system that I started six months ago

Play an MMO to completion (Max Level and do all the end content)

Learn Japanese

Stand at the summit of a mountain

See a tiger in the wild

be chokeslammed by The Undertaker

I dare say there are more things that should go on this list but that's all I can think of.

Nik

good fucking lord we need to demystify minerals. crystals do not have healing or magical powers you guys are just getting scammed

The "if you voted for Trump unfollow me" posts are returning, but given then general makeup of your average tumblr user I think there's a different message I'd like to give.

If you didn't vote because "both parties are the same" or "it won't make a difference" or because Kamala wasn't the pure and perfect leader that you wanted or you "didn't want blood on your hands", honestly whether or not you follow me doesn't make a damned bit of difference. But I want you to look. Take a good look at the despair around you right now. And every godforsaken thing that follows I want you to fucking look. Look and know that you could have helped prevent it. We still haven't recovered from his last four years, the world hasn't fucking recovered, and now we're staring down the barrel of god knows how many more years and a river of fucking blood to come along with it.

But your pride and your principles were more important to you than the actual real fucking world we live in.

I hope, if nothing else, that you can take this in. I hope you learn. I hope you grow. I hope you find it in you to realize that in this country they soak our hands in blood the second we take our first breath and the only thing that matters then is what you fucking do with them. What you fight for. Who you fight for. Who you defend.

I hope you wake up. And you step up. And you fucking fight.

But until then. Don't you fucking dare look away.

terry pratchett, small gods

Day Four - Someone I love

It'll probably come as a surprise to... absolutely no-one... that my subject for this post is none other than my girlfriend of nearly a year - Amanda.

As I mentioned - we've been together for nearly a year (11 months as of the 4th of Feb) but strangely it feels like much less, we're still learning things about each other and making each other laugh with our foibles and little in jokes that are growing daily in both complexity and quantity.

Amanda herself is the most amazing girlfriend I could ask for - both physically beautiful and the most wonderful and kind person I have ever met. She's not afraid to be different from most of the other women her age - keeping a level head and logical mind that I've not seen from many adults whilst still able to do the cutest and craziest things without much shifting of mental gear. Her kindness and consideration knows no limit - she truly is a beautiful person inside and out.

Apologies to anyone who may think I waffled somewhat - perhaps that's what love does to a person.

All that's left to say is: I LOVE YOU AMANDA!!

Nik.

what a deal.

Dear people crying over the Red Wedding

Welcome to the fandom. Sincerely, People who’ve read the books already.

Love this! Stay safe folks (x)