IM CRYING THIS IS ME
Me: *about to click a fanfic* Fanfic: abandoned work Inner me: hoe dont do it Me: *clicks it* Inner me: oh my god
THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE
Kryoz, jumps from one moving vehicle to another: Parkour.
Moo: wILL YOU STOP DOING THAT
pls dont stop inviting ur depressed loved ones 2 things even if they decline most of the time. knowing people still want 2 hang is immensely reassuring & accepting just one of the many invites can lead 2 something good &positive!!! dont give up on them!!! they need 2 kno theyre still wanted
my brain is fired
Smii7y: Kryoz, cause a distraction!
Kryoz, throwing raisins around: Raisins! Raisins! They used to be grapes!
Am I doing this right
me, reading my completely incoherent essay and deciding its ready to be submitted for 30% of my final grade
Just a few snippets of the best backup vocals off Folie A Deux (listen all the way through, you won’t regret it)
Moo: Oh god oh god okay so the smoke machine for the next performance isn’t working
Kryoz: I can just crouch next to the stage and vape
Moo: Would I be a bad manager if I said okay?
Kryoz: You’d be a lame one if you didn’t