Kryoz: Why Do I Feel Terrible?

so we had some bs "service learning day" today and one of the activities was to sit through four hours of people talking on flimsy ass bleachers. people got rowdy n loud as usual, so when the teachers finally got sick of it one teacher grabbed the mic and basically said that if the people wanted to leave they could get up and go into the upper gym to sit quietly. half of the assembly of like 300 kids got up and left. they tried to guilt us into not going but like,, no one gave a single shit.

its a bunch of stressed, bored teens what did they expect

“No one is better at fucking us over than we are”

-The Misfits

So we did the senior prank tonight and this was what I’d was like before I left. There was still a shit ton of balloons left to fill.

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

Reasons why ive been asked to leave class

i said that the government was a bunch of dick heads and we should all just set the white house on fire and kept calling students who tried to defend the government “dick heads in training”

brought 6 whole pizzas in their boxes to class and was blocking the view of students

I kept sneezing during a lecture

Got really mad at some guy who wouldnt shut the hell up behind me and was flirting with some girl so i told him to shut the fuck up and she doesnt want to suck your dick and to take his frat boy ass and move.

Was signing dirty words and funny shit to my deaf friend and making him laugh. But because he’s deaf he didnt realize how loud he was being. so we both got asked to leave

poured water on some kids test after i was done with mine because i saw him copying off me the whole time.

Kept cussing too much during a socratic seminar about censorship to prove a point. and when they got mad at me i said “You trying to censor my words?”

made toast

had a dog in my backpack and said i had to take him to the vet after the class and didnt have time to run home and get him. he puked on the floor. which is why he had to go to the vet.

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

Did a how-to thingumbobber about taking lecture notes! I hope it helps!

Jotr: *trying to sip a particularly thick smoothie*

Kryoz: if only you sucked my dick as hard as you suck that smoothie

Jotr: *starts coughing* whAT The fUCK