Kryoz, Fondly: Smii7y Sometimes Talks In His Sleep, It’s Adorable…

what does it say about me that this is the post that broke me

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

idk why i find this so funny

Panda: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Ohm: Why? Because they’re big and scary? Because-

Panda: Because they’re all dead

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

Did a how-to thingumbobber about taking lecture notes! I hope it helps!

We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip

How to tell if fruits and veggies are ripe

Me: I should really start my homework.

* lays in bed for another while doing nothing *

Me: I should really start my homework.