Not Even A Millisecond Later 

I have been waiting all year to post this.

That’s how people live.

straight people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: culturally outdated at best, downright offensive at worse

gay people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: LITERALLY the height of comedy

PSA

hey guys can we stop normalising intense stalking of people, to find info and pictures. Its kinda creepy going through their private pics and stuff just to kinda like share them with the internet. If you’re going to do it just dont bring it up please? we dont want any of the boys being uncomfortable/ forced into deleting private profiles because some group of fans raided their privacy >.>

I swear ive seen so many ppl bragging please remember these are real people 

thanks guys 

Vanoss: *picking out phone chargers with Wildcat*

Vanoss: do you think this one’s long enough to tie a noose?

Wildcat: what the fuck is wrong with you

Smii7y: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Moo, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don’t.

Funny Morning Commute Story:

A portly petite lady gets on the train. There’s an empty seat, but the dude next to it has man-spread so there’s little space to actually sit. The lady is undaunted, she says loudly “I think I will have a sit” as a warning and then squeezes herself in. The man does not attempt to reign in his man-spread.

The guy gets off on a next stop, and I’m not really paying attention to them anymore, except I hear the word “man-spread” so I instantly perk-up and look over. And then she says loudly:

“I’m sorry, but if you have such a great need to air out your balls, you need to be checked out for venereal diseases.” 

At some point during that sentence we make eye-contact and I must have a look on my face like I’m five and excited that I just heard a parent swear. Because she laughs, while I grin, because she knows I know what she’s talking about.

And that just made my morning like 10x better.

Dissociation is the worst defense mechanism; your brain is like “existing here in the real world is gettin kinda difficult so how about you chill out here in the void instead.. oh is this an inopportune time? Are you in the middle of a conversation? Taking a test? Yeah? Ok great welcome to the v o i d”

MY LLAMA