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Breakfast

Kenpachi x reader

Due to @ninaskylight and the post of his fangs, those images brought this piece.

WC: 652

Warning: first time smut writer, not proofread. Feel free to leave feedback!

Kenpachi was known for his intense appearance and dominating presence. Living with him as his partner, meant also growing accustomed to the heavy presence, constantly around. Yet in slumber, he seemed to be a bear in hibernation, upon rising, so has the beast. 

Kenpachi was not the early riser compared to you, as you tended to get up to make breakfast for you too, along with setting things up for the day, so he was surprised to see you still unmoving. He glanced towards your blank face, mouth slightly agape snoring softly, one arm crossing your chest. The blanket had shifted down exposing your chest to the cool air of the morning, leaving pebbled skin in its wake.

He shifted upwards, leaning over licking a long stripe up the middle of your chest. His long diligent tongue prodded at your raised nipples, giving a soft tug between his fangs. This elicited a small stir splaying out your limbs further. 

“I guess I’ll have to have my own breakfast this morning.” He chuckles as he lowers the blanket from you, uncovering your barely clothed body. Rather than basking in the beauty of your body, he acknowledged his own hunger and dove right between your legs. He slowly pulled down the minimal clothes covering your cunt, and let out a low growl. 

He dove right in spreading your pussy and using his long tongue the best way he knew how. He slowly licked from your opening up to your clit, flicking his tongue and slightly nibbling on it.

The sucking along with his teeth applying pressure was just enough to stir you awake from under him.

As your eyes slowly fluttered open, he looked up smirking, this is gonna be fun. 

He brought his tongue back down to your entrance prodding you, until he decided to wake you further. As you felt the pressure of his tongue enter your cunt, your eyes opened in an almost dreamy state, catching his gaze with just the look of bliss and satisfaction he had to offer. He offered more force, roughly lapping at you with his nose pressing and rubbing against your clit. When the sound of a moan breached your lips, he couldn’t hold himself back from groaning into you, causing an extra wave of pleasure from the vibrations. As he continued, he wrapped an arm around your hips pressing down, ensuring restraint so you can’t escape. 

He moved on, licking and sucking on your clit, making your back arch towards the ceiling and to his displeasure, covering your face. He splayed his hand and arm across your stomach to hold you still while slowly circling your entrance with his finger gathering enough slick, and pushing into you. The slick was just pouring out so he instinctively added another finger in and did not hold back, pumping fast and hard while harshly sucking on your clit. You tried to thrash against him, but his strength was too much. He pulled back and moved his thumb to keep ministrations on your clit while admiring the contortion of your face as he continued. 

He moved his fingers faster across you wanting to taste everything you had to offer. He slipped his tongue across you again wanting to devour you until he was satisfied, and he never was. He kept going taking little nips at your hip and clit, to make you shiver more as you trembled. “K-Kennyyy!” you screamed his name as you came all over his mouth, shaking trying to close your legs around his head as he moaned into you more, enjoying the tightness of your legs around his head. He continued with more flicks of his tongue enjoying the tremble that continued through your body. He slowly pulled away as you shook worse looking close to passing back out.

He chuckled, licking his mouth, “You are the best breakfast. I should have you every morning.”

hi ♡

can I aske about the bleach men reacting to their s/o getting into a fight for them and winning. probably some idiot was badmouthing the bleach men and their s/o 'handled' everything.

thanks in advance ♡

A/N: Oh gosh, this would be a sight to behold. Most of them would be cheering you on lol.

Visibly entertained and turned on by your boldness. Highly smug as they watched you win. They’d tease you playfully afterward, maybe telling you things like, “Didn’t know you were that feisty” or “You looked hot doing that.” They're proud, definitely turned on, and probably already planning a reward for you later.

— Shunsui, Grimmjow, Askin, Kisuke, Bazz-B, Shinji, Kenpachi, Renji

They wouldn’t make a huge show of it, but you’d see the pride in their eyes. A small smile, maybe a nod, and later they’d let you know how much they appreciated you standing up for them—even if they usually handle things themselves.

— Starrk, Ichigo, Kira, Hisagi

They’d be proud you won, but lowkey irritated that you had to step in at all. Expect a lecture about not risking yourself—even if you clearly handled it. Their protectiveness flares up when it comes to you, even if they secretly enjoyed watching you fight.

— Toshiro, Uryu, Byakuya, Ryuken, Jushiro

They’d be delighted in their own way, smirking like the bastard just got what they deserved. They’d see it as you defending what’s theirs—or rather, who is theirs. Expect a quiet intensity, maybe a hand on your back or a whisper in your ear, telling you how well you did—and how they’ll be showing you their appreciation later.

— Yhwach, Jugram, Aizen, Ulquiorra, Gin

I had a really shitty night at work, but I was really proud of that doodle I did just beforehand. So here it is NOT buried under tons of text reblogs lolol

I force myself to sketch everyday, even if it’s a stupid doodle. I could try to draw him with a cape tonight or something, idk. I got into art suuuuper late and I’m only just now really delving into making fan art. ❤️ And don’t worry, with Roshni and my irl bestie whispering in my ears, I’ll eventually probably start drawing smut, too! 😆

you never have to feel self-conscious if your work flops, guys. it doesn’t mean it’s not good or shouldn’t exist

even the most sexed-up man in bleach doesn’t sweat it if his writing does poorly

so neither should you

@bleachsmutfest

grimmjow has wisdom to share w us all

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original audio: whoismaxwell

Hello Roshni! Based on evidence and vibes alone, who are your top 10 Bleach characters with the longest tongues? Long enough to ride on ykyk

I looove everything you write! Please keep writing queen and never let anyone dim your light (i.e. be as unhinged as you want to be aksdhlf <3)

Thank you so much for all your support and not judging my… weird unhinged moments 🫣 ILY 💜💜

And you know my kinks pretty well now. Hehe

So long tongue fuck boys…. My list would be purely indulgence bias. No evidence. Mostly head canon.

Nsfw.

cw: body modification, cervix, womb, etc unhinged post below. Kinktober came early!

10. Renji (long ass Zanpakuto complementing his long dick and tongue? I know stupid reason but i always head canon him with a long tongue)

9. Gin (again, same reason as Renji. And i just see this cunning snake unexpectedly extending out his tongue while eating you out, lips sealed against your lips until you are a whimpering mess.)

8. Askin (i wonder how many taste buds he got on his tongue. 5 million? Average human have 5-10k. Maybe he can tell you what you taste like…. Sorry!!!!)

7. Shinji (why you think he got that piercing? Just an add on to his existing assets. His wide Cheshire grin says it all. Oh lets play a game: Can his piercing touch your cervix? Got to find the right position to achieve that)

6. Akon (i think body modification has its pro. You just ask him you want his tongue to reach the deep depths of your womb and he probably will make that happen)

5. Nnoitra (his Espada number is on his tongue. And have you seen his tongue- long and thick like a dick. Would definitely stretch out that pussy like a fat dick would. Also like Shinji, i feel like the wider the grin, the longer the tongue)

4. Sajin (i mean given his form and genes. I wouldn't mind as long as he keeps those fangs away…or maybe we into the biting kink?)

3. Kenpachi (biased!!! But also i believe in the fan theory he came through the hell gates as a childand he ain't a normal soul. Can you imagine riding his long thick tongue and he unexpectedly zaps you with his spiritual pressure making you cum and squirt on the spot)

2. Mayuri (pro at body modifications. 1 and 2 maybe debated.)

1. Szayelaporro (i said my list is biased!! I'm sorry Mayuri fans. Szayel is my fav freaky scientist)

0. Soul King: okay hear me out. Imagine a character that was embodiment of just its tongue. Can you just imagine the freaky sex.

Can't show my face ever again!!!!!

Daily fanart but it’s ShuHei again :) ♥️

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Neliel with no mask

Him going in to grab my a$$

HIII! I have such a request!! What about Aizen and f!reader are watching porn together?? What would Aizen do? I’m really interested about this idea!

Short imagines.

Scenario: Watching porn together

Aizen x reader; Grimmjow x reader;

Mayuri x reader; Shinji x reader.

a/n: I hope you don’t mind but I added a few characters with this prompt. Thanks for the request!

Warning: nsfw smut. Humour. Not proofread. My computer busted so no pretty graphics.

Aizen x Reader

It’s just a peek. 

He passes you a steely-eyed warning, expression laced with ‘how dare you suggest such a thing’. 

It has been quite some time since you got intimate with your man. Ever since your arrival at Hueco Mundo, he had been very busy with the progression of his plans. A few times you did end up naked in his chamber, but he was unable to get it up. He would never admit it but the stress was finally burrowing through that thick armour and infesting his soul. And his cock.

“Oh come on! I found just the thing for you, Sosuke”, you begged while crawling up from behind him and wrapping your arms around his chest. As you sit on the bed, your soft naked body pushes up against his firm uptight back. 

He was sitting on the edge of the bed, naked and frustrated that his own body had betrayed him yet again. He tried so hard to block out all distractions but the ‘could have’ ‘would have’ ‘should have’ narratives were plaguing his thoughts. He felt your supple breasts flatten against his stiff back but still not a stir in his loin. 

You are holding a phone in your hand, ready to hit the play button. You show him your screen, an obscene scene slowly unfolds before him, for which he was not prepared. His brown eyes take in the details, from visual to audio, from the positions they transition between to the background that has set the stage. He quietly watches the video, your warm breath a sharp reminder that this could be a test. Should he indulge and react? Should he push your arm aside and call it a day? He was constantly on guard and thinking three steps ahead. 

He had never tried some of the displayed positions. If anything, he could use it as educational material, he convinces himself. 

You try to peek down between his legs, looking for a reaction, but there is none. Your other hand rests on his head, fingers gently gliding through strands of his smooth brown hair. “Relax your mind. Stop overthinking,” you whisper softly.

He let out a chuckle, and the moans and groans from the video were lost as background noise. He passes you a side glance and lowers your hand that holds the phone. “If you want me to relax, play some relaxing music next time. I have no need for cheap pornography”.

“Well I thought it might help a little. Maybe you are just sick of doing the same stuff in bed. This was just to add some spice”, you confess a heartfelt confession. You have been feeling useless and worthless lately. 

He cups his chin in deep thought while looking down at the video. “I do admit, that particular position is tempting. But I rather live through the experience”.

You lean forward, your chin resting on his shoulder. “That’s not really a position. He is just deep throating the brains out of her”, you explain. 

And you noticed his dick twitch. Was he seriously thinking about deep throating you? It wasn’t exactly his style of seeking pleasure. Probably too barbaric for his taste. 

“You sure you don’t want to see more of the video?”, you try to convince him.

“That won’t be necessary. It is obvious the woman will be fed well”, he replies slyly while turning off the phone and tossing it to the side. He pulls away from you and stands up. His dick was slowly coming to life from the anticipation and the head of his cock aimed directly at your sealed lips. With his fingers tangled into your locks, he directs your head towards his bouncing erection.

“So my dear, would you like to be fed well?”

Grimmjow x Reader

You got Grimmjow a phone several full moons ago. But he never once used it.

So you were surprised to find him perched up on a high branch with the phone in hand. Whatever he was looking at, he was quite absorbed in it because he did not notice your approaching presence. He always notices your approaching presence.

“Hey”, you suddenly shout out after observing him for a few minutes.

Not sure why, but it startled him. He let out a yelp, his body sprang into defense mode and the phone slipped out of his hand and fell down towards the ground. You reflexively extend out your hands to catch it. But the moment the phone touches your palm, you feel a sharp nail scratch your skin and a ball of blue flash past you. 

Grimmjow was now standing a few feet away from you, clutching the phone tightly in his fist.

“WOW. Chill! Someone might think you were looking at porn or something”, you chuckle and take a small step towards him. 

His reaction gave him in. It was like a teenager just got caught doing something very naughty. He was tensing up and his grip around the phone tightened. He will destroy all evidence if need be. He will crush the phone. 

“Wait …were you? No!”, you pass him a judgemental glance.

“It was a mistake! Damn Ichigo sent me a link and I clicked on it and one thing led to another and fuck babe! I didn’t know your kind was this progressive”. He tries to defend himself. And you 100% believe him. One thing was undeniable—Grimmjow never lied. No matter how tight of a situation he was in, he just said it as it is. No bullshit attached. And you appreciate his honesty.

“Babe, you can’t start opening random links people send you. It can be a virus and destroy your phone”, you explain and went to grab for the phone that he so protectively guarded. “Hand it over. I ain’t mad”.

Grimmjow studies you for a second and once he is certain you were not upset, he hands you the phone. 

You glance at the screen and hit play. Basic porn hub video plays out. You just shrug your shoulders and hand him the phone back. But not before cupping his crotch to check for an erection. He barely had any. 

“Ichigo has no taste. You wanna see some real sexy stuff?”, you ask with a grin on your playful face.

He looks at you surprised while you pull out a phone from your back pocket.  “Wait? You testing me or something?” He asks suspiciously.

“Relax and watch. This is hardcore stuff so just be prepared”, you warned. 

The warning was unnecessary. Grimmjow was a doer and by no means a passive observer. A few minutes into the video and he already buried his hard cock deep into your wet pussy. He took you from behind, just the way he liked it while you held onto the phone and the video continued to play for his viewing pleasure. 

“Tch….you call that hardcore? Babe, I’m gonna show you hardcore. Gonna pound some cum into you”, he grinned as you convulsed around his cock, completely in sync with the video. 

Mayuri x Reader

You are his trouble maker. He can already detect a sharp headache coming on as soon as you send him a private message on his phone. It’s not worth investing his energy in. So he just leaves it unseen and continues on with his day.

You have made several attempts to get him to just even pass you a glance. You sit on the other side of the room, everyone hard at work running around solving problems and what not. And here you are taking up space in his lab and up to no good. 

You continued on with your shenanigans all day, trying to get him to click on the damn link. He was growing tired from your pranks and he eventually took that link and forwarded it to a group chat. 

Suddenly everyone’s phones and computers erupted with lewd sounds. Screens played out pornography of the highest grade. Details so rich you won’t be surprised erections were erected at that exact moment. 

You? You just sank in your chair and pretended to not exist. Your face is flushed and buried behind your palms that shield you from a sea of gazes. The rest of the day dragged on and you avoided everyone. Eventually it was just you and him left for the day. 

“Why the hell you do that!!!” You yell from across the room. 

“I assumed if it was that important I should share it with the lab”, he replied unapologetically. “I thought it was some crucial data you were so eager to share”.

“You could have at least taken a peek before distributing it to everyone I see every day!”, you huff. 

“I do have to admit, you have refined taste”, he commented while pulling up the video again.

“Really!” Your anger dissolved and you perked right up.

“I assume you want to experiment with ropes? I do have to warn you, I tie a good knot and once you are in it, there is no escape”. He passes you a stoic glance. But you could read his expression behind all that face paint. He was elated.

If you couldn’t get any more annoying, you prove him wrong. You push off the floor, sending your rolling chair gliding smoothly across the polished lab floor. Luckily, as you got closer to him, the chair had lost most of its momentum and you just gently jolted his body with a soft collision.

You watch the scene unfold before you. Ropes thick as your forearm held the woman in contortion and she dangled so beautifully from the ceiling. She was being stimulated by various ‘toys’ but that part didn’t really excite you.

“So….do we even have ropes?”, you ask.

He just passes you a glance. You know the one where he says ‘what a stupid question’ with just his gaze.

Of course he had a ball of ropes in the supply closet. As to why they have ropes in the supply closet, you don’t even want to know. 

Shinji x Reader

You are on your period. And he is horny.

“Tough luck. Just wait another day”. You are heartless. And it doesn’t help when you blatantly flaunt your assets and tease him by wearing low cut and figure-hugging clothes.  

You dropped by his office to have some lunch. Usually he skips lunch and goes straight for dessert. But today, he couldn’t have his favourite dessert. So he sat you on his lap with a laptop in hand and he opened a saved video that was tucked away in a hidden folder. 

Your eyes shot wide and your enlarged pupils quickly sought shelter behind the palm of your trembling hands. Your heart is beating fast, the moans and groans getting louder with each passing second. 

You have never seen porn before. Now that Soul Society was equipped with modern day technology, distribution of pornography had become an issue. An epidemic. Productivity had dropped. So Squad 12 worked on installing a software that prevented downloading and streaming of banned websites. But living in the World of the Living for roughly a century, Shinji had become an expert in by-passing all measures and his work computer was filled with questionable things. Porn was just one of those questionable things.

“Please shut it down!”, you beg, your voice croaked. You are curious and want to take a small peek, but you also know he will tease you for even showing the slightest of interest. So you just wait until he is the one who lowers your arms and uncovers your eyes. 

“Now don’t ya be shy. I sneaked this in just fer ya”, he whispers into your ears from behind. 

You watch the man in the video slap the woman’s ass while pounding her raw from behind. You watch his big hands leave her soft ass red with raised handprints. Than you watch the muscular man force her to choke on his long thick dick, her nose literally inhaling his silver pubes. 

You uncomfortably squirm in Shinji’s lap, trying to fight off the arousal that was slowly brewing. 

His one hand wraps around your hip and the other teasingly smacks your ass. “Come on doll. Grind on ye’r man”, he hummed into your sensitive ears. 

The video continues to play in the background and you slowly but shyly grind against his pelvis, his clothed erection becoming your source of tease. Eventually you become lost in the feeling of it all. The video just plays in the background while you mindlessly dance on his lap. 

He was just about to cream his pants but you suddenly stopped. Amongst the hazy brain fog, a familiar voice echoed and pulled you out of your blissful trance. You let out a scream and pulled away from his lap, your face now buried into the computer screen. 

The man in the video was familiar. You recognized his voice as he asked the woman to beg for his cum. 

You are trembling, the euphoric high popped like a water balloon, leaving you wet and unsatisfied but also confused. And the man in question came into view.

“Oh shit!!! That’s... that’s …. No way! Captain Muguruma!!!” 

“Keep it down doll. He thinks I deleted all copies. If word gets out, well, let’s say I’ll lose more than my head”, he explained while readjusting his erection with his hand, worried for its future.

“When? Why? I can’t unsee this! Why would you show me this!” You were flustered. You will never be able to approach Captain Muguruma with a straight face. Damn his dick was huge!

“How else do ya think we survived? Pickin’ up trash and deliverin’ newspaper? Nah”. He looks at you, worried about your response. 

You look at him with a perplexed look. No way. Just no way! You need further clarification. You hit pause on the video and turn around to face him head on. 

“We? As in….” You try not to choke on your words. 

“Yes doll. I hate ta admit it. But that was many years ago.” He can tell from your stiff posture that you were carefully processing all this new information. And he was determined not to let it strain the relationship. “‘M sorry. Didn’t wanna keep secrets now we enga-”.

“How many?” You cut him off firmly.

“How many, what?”

“How many videos did you make?” You ask while concentrating all your stress into a tight fist, leaving crescents on the inner flesh of your palm.

“Me? Just one. It was all it took to pay off our loan.”

“Loan?” You narrow your eyes and give him a ‘don’t you dare lie to me’ warning look. 

“Ya all think Kisuke just handed over gigais from the goodness of his heart? He ain’t any charity. A sleazy businessman he is who also had us pay interest”. 

There is a moment of silence. A few minutes felt like eternity to Shinji. He had to eventually bring this up in case his video ended up circulating the Soul Society interweb. 

“Babe. ‘m really sorry. I just wanna be open. No secrets from this point on. Ya gonna be my wife soon”. He extends his hand out to caress your cheek. The fact that you didn’t retreat from his soft apologetic touch was a good sign.

He holds you close to his chest, you can hear his heart racing uncontrollably. Of course he wore a relaxed expression, but on the inside, this was consuming him.

“Show me”, you ask while looking up at him. 

“Ya sure! It’s not exactly…. decent. It’s controversial and very inappropriate”, he warns you. 

“I don’t care. This entire thing is controversial and inappropriate. Show me! You brought me this far”. 

“Promise ya won’t be upset?”

“I promise”, you pat the side of his face to give him some solace.

He did show you the questionable video. What he didn’t warn you about was that it was a threesome alongside Kensei. 

“Babe! Hold on!!! Where ya goin’? But ya promised!!!!”