“He’ll Wake Up, He Always Does.” - Snape Has An Unfortunate Habit Of Passing Out After Arriving

Person A: “You stabbed me in the back!”

Person B, gazing down at the knife in Person A’s stomach: “Uh, no, I stabbed you in the front, actually.”

Submitted by @lamsauce​

Hobie should have a little old lady who adores him

public library save me

who’s that pokemon

Sev says trans rights

Sherlock: I didn't know your jumpers were so soft and comfortable.

John: That's why I wear them. What did you think?

Sherlock: That you've got abominable taste. Which you have.

John: Alright. That's it. Give me my jumper back, I don't care if you freeze to death.

Sherlock: Nope. Oaty is mine now. I've licked it, I can keep it.

John: You're such a child. Oaty? Honestly?

Sherlock: Of course. All of your jumpers have names.

*sad yet wistful kazoo noises*

When I was a kid I heard that Alan Rickman took the child actors out for milkshakes to help them not be afraid of Snape, but then they ended up spilling the milkshake in his car. I have no idea if it’s actually true but it’s always been on my mind :’)