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AND HERE COMES THE FIST!!!

Ways to make a little feel little!

◇ Tell them to use both hands when drinking or holding something

◇ Randomly bring them their paci (if applicable)

◇ Tie their shoes for them

◇ Choose what they wear for the day

◇ Help them get something if they’re too short

◇ Buckle their seat belt

◇ Play with their stuffies and toys with them

◇ Take them to the park to play

◇ Tell them to hold your hand when crossing the street

◇ Take them on a little themed date

◇ Leave little love notes everywhere

◇ Enforce rules and punishments

◇ Give them routines

◇ Help them set up a chore chart?

◇ Talk to them as you would someone their little age (treat them like their little age)

◇ Fill their sippy for them (if applicable)

◇ Make/cut their food for them (with the inclusion of little dishes!)

◇ Sit them in your lap

◇ Get them (un)dressed (if applicable)

◇ Wash them in a bubble bath

◇ Cuddles!

◇ Be silly with them

◇ Pick them up (if applicable)

◇ Call them cute pet/nicknames

◇ Wipe their mouth if they get messy with their food

◇ Read them bedtime stories

◇ Talk in that voice that makes them smile

◇ Suggest a little movie

◇ Put a crazy straw in their drink

◇ Order for them

◇ Don’t let them pay

◇ HELP them make a hard choice (encourage them)

◇ Let them fall asleep on you

◇ Tell them they need a nap if they’re bratty

◇ Ask them to help you with things

◇ Color with them

◇ Take them outside to play

◇ Tell them when they’re doing good

◇ Ask them what color something is

◇ Remind/ask them if they need to go potty

◇ Ask them to count something

◇ Tell them to read you something

◇ Do basic math with things

◇ Interact with their stuffies

◇ Guide them

◇ Tell them they make you proud

◇ Take care of them

◇ Remind them to take their meds (if applicable)

◇ Remember their stuffies names’

◇ Tuck them in (after that bedtime story…)

◇ Ask them if there is anything they need to remember to do

◇ Kiss their forehead or cheeks

◇ Check for monsters

◇ Play pretend with them

◇ Make sure they have something to cuddle if they feel off

◇ Invite them to a surprise tea party

◇ Play games with them (tag, hide and seek, board games, ect..)

◇ Do arts and crafts with them

◇ Blanket. Forts.

◇ Hold them when they’re sad

◇ Wipe their tears

◇ Exaggerate your love on the small gifts they give you

◇ Scoop them up prince(ss)style!

◇ Watch cartoons with them

◇ Make a little themed meal

◇ Have them complete chores

◇ Remind them to wash their hands before a meal

◇ Rub their tummy when it hurts

◇ Start a pillow fight (be gentle though…)

◇ Ask them silly questions

◇ Make up a fairytale and have them add along

◇ Take them somewhere they can dress little

◇ Play with their hair

◇ Be silly when their emotions are overwhelming

◇ Let them wear your hoodie or shirt

◇ Congratulate them for doing something hard

◇ Take pictures with them

◇ Interact with their little space

◇ Say encouraging words

◇ If they say they love you more, fight back, tell them how much you love them (then cuddle attack…)

◇ Behind hugs are nice

◇ Make them blush

◇ Open doors for them

◇ Good morning/night texts

◇ Hold them when they shiver

◇ Use your Daddy/Mommy voice

◇ Give them that look

◇ Pet their hair

◇ Hide their eyes from scary stuffs

◇ Let them help you pick stuff out

◇ Kiss their boo boos and give them pretty bandaids

◇ Compliment them lots!

◇ Surprise them with stuff

◇ Remind them to brush their teeth

◇ Lose to their puppy face

◇ Decide for them

◇ Boop their nose

◇ Ask them if they need help

◇ Put their drawings/colorings on the fridge

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Stefán Karl will always be number one.

Me on my way to eat your ass