Dat-boi-wheezy - Hi

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Picture this: it’s the dead of night, you’ve woken up and the powers out, it’s silent, uneasily so, you can hear your own breath, and then, from right outside your door you hear it: one loud, wet, SLAP!

FITTED TO WHOM

Happy this shit went viral cause wtf

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If you fat-phobic you can leave btw

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

HoLy FuCk

Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I’m doing.