Dat-boi-wheezy - Hi

Sooooooooooooooooo how's life treating you??

it's okay . gonna be starting community college in a few months . let's talk more whoever this is

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

Use the booty as a pillow

well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.

“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

Reblog if I can send you nudes 💦💋

i'm about ready to kms , good lord . take notes my friends , don't take 15 credits at once in college , worst fucking idea ever (excuse my language) but literally i didn't think 5 classes in a semester would be hard but here i am in the final two weeks with an 8 page paper due monday before noon and i only have a page done , a signature assignment for another class due in two weeks , and two finals . if i we're you , i'd only take the minimum required for full time which is usually 12 credits . and don't choose some bullshit class like global issues either . anyway , if anyone wants to help me relieve some stress , it'd be greatly appreciated .

(also credits to whoever made these pics)

You Can Now Give Your Boyfriend A Chocolate Mold Of Your Butthole For Valentine’s Day [NSFW]

What a time to be alive

what’s the mood for july?

A few weeks ago, we exhibited at Emerald City Comicon. Typically when we attend conventions, we try to create some spectacle that captures people’s attention and sells games. Like the time we brought a marching band to PAX Australia.

At ECCC, we set up a “Pay What You Want” booth and encouraged people to give us any amount of money in exchange for our games. We put games on a table, set up some signs, stood off to the side, and waited to see what would happen.

We brought 2000 games. Before the convention began, we took bets on what would happen:

Tom thought we’d sell out in a few hours.

Alex thought we’d run out on the of the second day of the con.

Trin thought that we would not run out of games because we are no longer cool or relevant.

Jenn got a fever and didn’t know what was happening.

We were all wrong. 

The doors opened, and attendees swarmed the booth. Within five minutes attendees realized they could just take games and walk away. A small group grabbed armfuls of free games and left, but most people paid something. Within an hour, the booth looked like this:

We ran out of games in 51 minutes.and made $8042.48, or 18.7% of the games’ retail value. In other words, we lost $685.44 per minute.

Attendees put lots of other stuff in the payment box too.

Some things you put in our box:

Five Canadian Dollars ($3.72 USD)

Ten Euros ($10.66 USD)

Eighty Philippine Pesos ($1.59 USD)

One Chinese Yuan ($0.14 USD)

One Cubone Pokemon Card, XY Breakthrough (avg price - $0.68 USD)

One Magic: The Gathering Eternal Masters booster pack wrapper (No Value)

One handwritten “Any Pizza Free” and “Twisted Flicks + KPC” Coupon from a Papa Murphy’s in Kirkland, WA (Estimated Value $25.00 USD)

One $1 Bill folded into a bowtie ($1.00 USD)

One “FeelTheBurn.org” $1 bill. ($1.00 USD)

Two halves of a $1 bill ($1.00 USD )

Once we sold out, we had to figure out what to do with our booth space. 

On Saturday, we gave our space to artists who weren’t able to get a table at the con. People showed up to exhibit cosplay horns, board games, recycled journals, and comic art.

On the last day of the con, we set up a station for mailing letters to representatives.

We provided pens, paper, postage, envelopes, writing tips, and the address of every US Senator. 

Over 200 letters were written by con attendees, including the most bad ass Imperator Furiosa cosplayer we’ve ever seen.

We’re still waiting on Immortan Trump’s response.