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[ gets down on knees ]

MATT!1!1!1 PLEAsE LEAVE STEVEN!!! IM BETTER!!22!2!1!1! TRUST1!1!11!1!!1 I CAN SUCK AND MAKE OUT BETTER!2!11!!1 THIS VAMPIRES A TALENTED SUCKER!1!1!1!

-Mattlover64

Matt seems a little bit shocked. " I– Uh– "

" I heard that! " Steven shouts from the bedroom.

" Yeah, sorry.. Steven would pop a blood vessel if I left him. And you’re a vampire? "

Eats the context

if this ain’t me on a Friday night.

Tumblr Code.

lmfao love how it went from ‘oh shit are you dying?’ to ‘oh, Godspeed on the toilet’

fighting for my life. it was nice knowing you all.

" Ah, right! "

Ford clicks his pen, seemingly eager to question Roger. The phone headed man seemed nervous, glancing between Owl and Ford in a way only a phone could. With a few clicks, Roger spoke. " So..? "

" Where did you get that phone from? Were you born with it, or did you acquire it later on? "

Nico look

[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]

@owlthehybrid Smol, creature, and tux

@madmunchiesmuller cloud, loaf, and shorthair

@garrysaskblog little shit, orange, skrunkly

@ross-yippee skrunkly, void and shorthair

NOW

what am I???

WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

matt,, matt,, cut or uncut?

" What? " Matt seems confused. " You referring to your hair, or..? "

He could and would tear your throat out. IF HE COULD REACH YOUR NECK-

What’s the difference?

what’s the difference between transmasc and transfem?! I forgot. 🥲

NO. NO. STOP IT. NO