DSAF Queermunity

NO. NO. STOP IT. NO

matt can u yiff me i promise im a sentient plushie please just the tip please please pleaseplease

(I’M SO SORRY I FUCKING DIIIEEDDDDD 😭😭😭)

" … I don’t know if Steven would like that. Though, he doesn’t know about the whole plushie thing either. " They think about it for a minute. " Alright, fine. I’ll bend you over a crate in the back. Just keep your noises down. "

Dave I meet your twin/j

Ok but meet my coping mechanism son Donnie from rottmnt

nice?

I uh don’t know much about ROTTMNT so

meow

bites matt cutely /affec

Matt meowed back, not too bothered by being bitten.

*uses gay magic to turn matt into a catboy creature thing* enjoy!! :)

" Oh! Matt- you look a lot more- er.. l- like a cat? " Steven seems perplexed by this development, and hurt when Matt just sprints past him. " MATT! GET OFF MY DESK! " Jack is unamused as Matt hops onto his desk.

So yeah. Everyone liked that!

matt can u sign my thigh so every time I get freaky i think of u

" I… sure..? " Matt seemed a little confused, but they went with it nonetheless.

what..?

Steven makes a dollar and I make a dime

that’s why I beat off on company time

incorrect quotes #1

Dipper: eating chips (Doritos)

Bill: MY BROTHERS, NOO-

" Later on. From an accident. "

Roger’s tone is closed off, trying to make it obvious he doesn’t want to talk about that. Ford doesn’t seem to notice. " How interesting! Did you ask to have the operation done? "

" No. No, I didn’t. "

Nico look

[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]